To: Tooters
What to do when a woman breaks up with you?
Sharpen, sharpen, sharpen. Nothing is worse than a dull edged weapon.
Make sure your weapons are clean and oiled. PRACTICE PRACTICE PRACTICE.
Prepare yourself in rappeling techniques and learn to operate a helicopter.
Learn how to blend in with local foliage. Practice how to get within 20 yards, undetected.
50 posted on
01/10/2004 11:49:04 AM PST by
Lazamataz
(I slam, you slam, we all slam, for Islam !)
To: Lazamataz
Laz,
Sometimes you totally crack me up.
To: Lazamataz
Laz,
Sometimes you totally crack me up.
To: Lazamataz
Prepare yourself in rappeling techniques and learn to operate a helicopter. Learn how to blend in with local foliage. Practice how to get within 20 yards, undetected.
How's the search going, OJ?
Oh. Sorry, Laz. Thought OJ Simpson had hacked into your account.
64 posted on
01/10/2004 12:07:02 PM PST by
woofer
To: Lazamataz
Lazamataz, always a voice of reason in an otherwise psychotic world.
BTW, has anyone seen my Arkansas Stone?
149 posted on
01/10/2004 3:07:34 PM PST by
Dr.Zoidberg
(Did you see me escaping? I was all like WOOB, WOOB, WOOB, WOOB, WOOB, WOOB!!!)
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