Welcome Thread For Whyareyoudumbandhateful

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[Lead Moderator]

I wanted to invite everyone to greet our newest signup, whyareyoudumbandhateful.

Do you think his or her first post will be to make a donation on the Freepathon thread?

[armymarinemom]

That cat is a handful.

[GeronL]

A lot of it sounds like it came from a british sitcom called RED DWARF.... it also looks like someone added on too =o)

funny stuff.

[WinOne4TheGipper]

Why don't you shut up, stop posting and check back on those factsllicies of yours?

[Billthedrill]

It's "gauge." What grade are you in?

[WhyAreYouDumbAndHateful]

Well, sorry, I pay little attention to spelling. The point remains that you support and beleive in all that is corupt in this world.

[hummingbird]

OH NO!! NOT THE CHANEYS!!!!

Sooner or later, everything traces back to Lon Chaney, Sr. or Lon Chaney, Jr.

It's a "Kevin Bacon" 6 degrees kind of thingy. Heh, heh, heh...

[Jim Robinson]

I just received a report that you sent the following to one of our posters:

"Wow, you are deluted and dumb."

Now, you cut that out. That is not a very nice thing to say about anyone. I happen to know that this particular person is never diluted. He's running at least 100 proof.

[WinOne4TheGipper]

The troll speaketh...

[GeronL]

Your right we should not refer to you as him/her since you'll miss at least half of it.

We should read? Have you even attempted to notice what we do here?? Its the ultimate news service. We READ everything. We debate and we check sources and we fact check and we debate more.

It is also fun to laugh at the intolerant left.

[Billthedrill]

And what would you suggest I read? My Weekly Reader doesn't have a political section.

[Preech1]

By the way, if you check the rules you will see that profanity is not allowed. Now unless you were referring to us talking through donkeys you have violated this rule. The Report abuse button has been used. Thank you and have a nice day.

[P.O.E.]

Wow. And I thought Eskimo Bob episodes were weird.

[GeronL]

why do you keep using the word 'utterly'? Did you learn it today?

[Mark]

Do you like little kittens? Is electricity one of your desired utilities?

[paul51]

Do your parents know you are up this late?

[Beck_isright]

Your idiocy is worth 2 nukes. Fortunately, I've got plenty to drop on you as the Viking Kitties shall ZOT you soon also...

[Jim Robinson]

I think he meant "udderly."

[Quix]

Welllllllllllll, perhaps I could offer my services given my 3,000 hours of such group experiences, mostly as facilitator/staff . . .

Perhaps we could start with a trust walk . . . leading the newbie blindfolded and barefoot through our desert scape while wondering aloud if the rattlesnakes and scorpions were having a siesta or not.

Oh, but that could sooooo easily be construed as hateful . . . goodness . . . let me think . . .

Perhaps we could help him feel at home . . . we could give him a smorgasboard of sensory experiences--blinded, of course to--again--theoretically facilitate trust . . . tee hee . . .

We could rub some coarse sand paper across his brow and ask him how the rabbit fur felt.

We could tell him we were going to give his feet a hot soak and good massage and then plunge them into ice-water.

We could feed him cooked oatmeal with raisins and ask him how he liked the gruel and raisin soaked grubs.

etc.

When he protested, we could note that we were merely trying to help him to feel at home . . . given our experience of liberal sorts calling black, white; good, bad; harsh, gentle; treason, patriotism etc.

Perhaps we could give him a rest with wall to wall sound of Shrillery's pontificating fartair speehes. If he had any sanity left after that, we could turn him loose--amidst a group of lovely homosexuals and Islamist radicals who were fanatically intent on making him over in THEIR image.

. . . I mean . . . since he's so INTO diversity and all, perhaps he'd like diversity to return the favor?

/sar

[Dr.Zoidberg]

190 Proof here sir!

Don't worry, I'll stay concentrated enough to cover anyone else's deficiencies.

[Frank_2001]

Probably figured that would buy him some time, he doesn't realize the ZOT travels at the speed of light!;)