Phildelphia Airport Security Chief Suspended (Hired Exotic Dancer To Supervise Airport Screeners.)

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[Happy2BMe]

PHILADELPHIA

[MeekOneGOP]

That's NOT an exotic dancer.

THATS an exotic dancer !!

[endthematrix]

Anybody out there in TSA land will tell you that you're on the line while you get your background checked. Obviously a prelim is done but it may take six weeks for a full one. As with air marshals they can't keep these guys on board.
This episode got funny press. Wait til the one that causes lives. I love the one where the screeners forgot to turn on the metal detector on and just let passengers through! Move along.

[Diddle E. Squat]

I always wondered whatever happened to 'Bo Snerdley'...

[endthematrix]

Or the one TSA made a mother (with child) drink her own breast milk to determine it wasn't [insert menacing liquid here]. My hindsight is on which scares me to death what is going on now. Screeners had absolutely no SOP's (IMO before TSA)to deal with customers. They [US treasury]couldn't pay those guys and people had mortgages and bills to pay that the Admiral had to personally vouch for future payment. That's inside stuff. /rant

[Happy2BMe]

"HMM ... perhaps it's time to rename the TSA the TNA Agency?"

We won't post a picture depicting "TNA"

[JimRed]

Now, let me get this straight...if she paid for her education by working at a strip club, instead of through a government program, she can never qualify for a position of responsibility? (Devil's Advocate)

[Happy2BMe]

"Now, let me get this straight...if she paid for her education by working at a strip club, instead of through a government program, she can never qualify for a position of responsibility? (Devil's Advocate)"

Walp, it appears the "connection" here is that she was hired not just as a screener, but as a screener supervisor

Supervisor meaning one who has experience in any given discipline, act, function, skill, etc.

From what I know about strippers (which is miniscule other than they take their clothes off in front of a mob of horny old pervs), their work experience does not relate to the ability to pick out a terrorist from a crowd (or does it).

New Ad in Home Security Job Search:

WANTED - STRIPPERS - ONE YEAR STRIPPING EXPERIENCE REQUIRED IMMEIDATE FILL - AIRPORT SECUIRTY SUPERVISOR

[Happy2BMe]

Is that a homeland security head hunter interviewing a prospective airport security supervisor?

[MeekOneGOP]

hehe ! Oh, but of course ! :O)

[Happy2BMe]

Meek - just noticed - the guy in the chair kinda favors you a little bit . . is it the poor lighting or . .

[MeekOneGOP]

Meek - just noticed - the guy in the chair kinda favors you a little bit . . is it the poor lighting or . .

ROFL ! No, not me. A 'friend' of mine, tho! ...

not really, just kidding. :O)
not me, not a 'friend' ...

[RJayneJ]

Thanks for the nomination! };^D)

[ArmstedFragg]

Maybe she was supposed to teach them how to do strip searches.

Unfortunately, she kept getting it backwards.....

[Doctor Raoul]

Tom Daschle said, "To professionalize, you must Federalize."

Hey Tom, she already was a professional.

[Tall_Texan]

"No, Tiffany. You're supposed to strip the passengers..."

[hattend]

It's a tough day for the TSA

[Itzlzha]

BUMP

...and GRIND ( apparently )!