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Phildelphia Airport Security Chief Suspended (Hired Exotic Dancer To Supervise Airport Screeners.)
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Posted on 01/01/2004 12:11:59 AM PST by Happy2BMe
Edited on 04/22/2004 12:38:14 AM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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PHILADELPHIA
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KEYWORDS: airport; security; tsa
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Hmmm... exotic dancers now qualify as airport security screener supervisors.
What color threat condition are we in again?
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posted on
01/01/2004 12:12:00 AM PST
by
Happy2BMe
To: Happy2BMe; MeeknMing; SJackson; JohnHuang2; yall; Dog Gone; autoresponder
Our airport security is in fine shape (exotic dancer shape) ping!
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posted on
01/01/2004 12:13:51 AM PST
by
Happy2BMe
(2004 - Who WILL the TERRORISTS vote for? - - Not George W. Bush, THAT'S for sure!)
To: Happy2BMe
Hmmm... exotic dancers now qualify as airport security screener supervisors. Well, judging from the stories that came out about the ridiculously low requirements for the screeners (burger flipping rejects that McDonald's couldn't use) when this boondoggle program began, she was probably the best of the bunch.
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posted on
01/01/2004 12:21:52 AM PST
by
Ophiucus
To: Happy2BMe
Hey, I bet exotic dancers are the best screeners money can buy. Lets face it....what are the requirements here? You have to be over 18, able to work in a public place, work different shifts, speak English, and able to recognize a weapon or bomb. I think most of us readily fill the requirement and could be making $30k per year....just looking for evil-doers.
To: Happy2BMe
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posted on
01/01/2004 1:04:58 AM PST
by
autoresponder
(SLICK http://0access.tripod.com/legacy.html OLDIES BG MUSIC: http://0access.tripod.com/slick.htmlcol)
To: Happy2BMe
HMM ... perhaps it's time to rename the TSA the TNA Agency?
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posted on
01/01/2004 1:18:36 AM PST
by
Gerasimov
To: Owl_Eagle
BUMP
To: Dr. Scarpetta
"You gotta Federalize to Professionalize"....
Remember when that Democrat POS Dasshole informed us of that factoid?
True airline security will come, only after EVERYONE onboard is ARMED.
An armed society is a polite and lawful society....just as soon as all the morons are eliminated....
Semper Fi
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posted on
01/01/2004 5:32:43 AM PST
by
river rat
To: river rat
some of us regard 911 as not a security failure, but a Second Ammendment failure.....
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posted on
01/01/2004 5:51:10 AM PST
by
mo
To: river rat
Golden's lawyer, Andrew Bayne, said the director was also unaware of any screening supervisor at the airport who had formerly worked as an exotic dancer. "It is completely false, to our knowledge," he said. The truth will come out, but we have a another LIAR-FOR-HIRE giving his two cents. (lawyer)
To: Happy2BMe
Booty call!
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posted on
01/01/2004 6:35:31 AM PST
by
csvset
To: Happy2BMe
hiring a former exotic dancer to supervise screeners.Maybe she was supposed to teach them how to do strip searches.
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posted on
01/01/2004 6:39:45 AM PST
by
dirtboy
(Howard Dean - all bike and no path)
To: Happy2BMe
This would be funny enough to rate a sarcastic, amusing comment............
........if it wasn't so pathetic.
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posted on
01/01/2004 6:42:35 AM PST
by
DoctorMichael
(Thats my story, and I'm sticking to it.)
To: dirtboy; JohnHuang2; ELS; Mercuria; AnnaZ; Dutchy; StarFan; Yehuda; Oschisms; paltz; kristinn; ...
hiring a former exotic dancer to supervise screeners.
Maybe she was supposed to teach them how to do strip searches. How can we make that the quote of the day?????
To: RaceBannon; RJayneJ
How can we make that the quote of the day????? Simple...pinging Jayne ;-)
Happy New Year!
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posted on
01/01/2004 6:55:22 AM PST
by
JohnHuang2
("GW is driving the Rat Lunatics into a deeper (QUAGMIRE OF) insanity every day," says Grampa Dave)
To: Dr. Scarpetta
You forgot to add GRIND. :)
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posted on
01/01/2004 7:00:10 AM PST
by
xp38
To: mo
mo wrote:
some of us regard 911 as not a security failure, but a Second Ammendment failure.....
***************************************
Didn't your Dad ever tell you: "Never bring a gun to a plane fight?"
;-)
Tia
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posted on
01/01/2004 7:09:02 AM PST
by
tiamat
("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno World!")
To: Happy2BMe
...hiring a former exotic dancer to supervise screeners.If she (or he) is qualified, what difference is this supposed to make?
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posted on
01/01/2004 7:16:30 AM PST
by
mvpel
(Michael Pelletier)
To: Happy2BMe
This rings a bell. Does anyone remember the Parody that RUSH ran a couple of years ago about the qualifications for Screeners. It seems to be working...
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posted on
01/01/2004 7:22:48 AM PST
by
tubebender
(Don't believe anything you hear and only half of what you see...)
To: Happy2BMe
Um,... what Gate are they on?
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posted on
01/01/2004 7:24:57 AM PST
by
Gritty
("It's the blue states who constantly send lawyers to the red states to bother everyone-Ann Coulter)
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