Hmmm... exotic dancers now qualify as airport security screener supervisors.
What color threat condition are we in again?
1 posted on
01/01/2004 12:12:00 AM PST by
Happy2BMe
To: Happy2BMe; MeeknMing; SJackson; JohnHuang2; yall; Dog Gone; autoresponder
Our airport security is in fine shape (exotic dancer shape) ping!
2 posted on
01/01/2004 12:13:51 AM PST by
Happy2BMe
(2004 - Who WILL the TERRORISTS vote for? - - Not George W. Bush, THAT'S for sure!)
To: Happy2BMe
Hmmm... exotic dancers now qualify as airport security screener supervisors. Well, judging from the stories that came out about the ridiculously low requirements for the screeners (burger flipping rejects that McDonald's couldn't use) when this boondoggle program began, she was probably the best of the bunch.
3 posted on
01/01/2004 12:21:52 AM PST by
Ophiucus
To: Happy2BMe
Hey, I bet exotic dancers are the best screeners money can buy. Lets face it....what are the requirements here? You have to be over 18, able to work in a public place, work different shifts, speak English, and able to recognize a weapon or bomb. I think most of us readily fill the requirement and could be making $30k per year....just looking for evil-doers.
To: Happy2BMe
HMM ... perhaps it's time to rename the TSA the TNA Agency?
6 posted on
01/01/2004 1:18:36 AM PST by
Gerasimov
To: Owl_Eagle
BUMP
To: Happy2BMe
Booty call!
11 posted on
01/01/2004 6:35:31 AM PST by
csvset
To: Happy2BMe
hiring a former exotic dancer to supervise screeners.Maybe she was supposed to teach them how to do strip searches.
12 posted on
01/01/2004 6:39:45 AM PST by
dirtboy
(Howard Dean - all bike and no path)
To: Happy2BMe
This would be funny enough to rate a sarcastic, amusing comment............
........if it wasn't so pathetic.
13 posted on
01/01/2004 6:42:35 AM PST by
DoctorMichael
(Thats my story, and I'm sticking to it.)
To: Happy2BMe
...hiring a former exotic dancer to supervise screeners.If she (or he) is qualified, what difference is this supposed to make?
18 posted on
01/01/2004 7:16:30 AM PST by
mvpel
(Michael Pelletier)
To: Happy2BMe
This rings a bell. Does anyone remember the Parody that RUSH ran a couple of years ago about the qualifications for Screeners. It seems to be working...
19 posted on
01/01/2004 7:22:48 AM PST by
tubebender
(Don't believe anything you hear and only half of what you see...)
To: Happy2BMe
Um,... what Gate are they on?
20 posted on
01/01/2004 7:24:57 AM PST by
Gritty
("It's the blue states who constantly send lawyers to the red states to bother everyone-Ann Coulter)
I always wondered whatever happened to 'Bo Snerdley'...
23 posted on
01/01/2004 8:04:33 AM PST by
Diddle E. Squat
(www.firethebcs.com, www.weneedaplayoff.com, www.firemackbrown.com, www.firecarlreese.com)
To: Happy2BMe
Now, let me get this straight...if she paid for her education by working at a strip club, instead of through a government program, she can never qualify for a position of responsibility? (Devil's Advocate)
26 posted on
01/01/2004 8:34:47 AM PST by
JimRed
(Disinformation is the leftist's and enemy's friend; consider the source before believing.)
To: Happy2BMe
Tom Daschle said, "To professionalize, you must Federalize." Hey Tom, she already was a professional.
35 posted on
01/01/2004 8:01:07 PM PST by
Doctor Raoul
(How can they call it a "Peace March" when they unconditionally support those who kill our soldiers?)
To: Happy2BMe
37 posted on
01/01/2004 8:06:05 PM PST by
hattend
(Mr Bush, the Supremes upheld CFR...what's your plan B? Too late to veto, now)
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