Moderator Q & A. Ask Your Questions.

Admin Moderator | 12-26-03 | Admin Moderator

[Admin Moderator]

Ask your questions. Anything goes. We can always default to Jim.

[stands2reason]

How's this?

[Jim Robinson]

Why, thank you Ma'am. Right nice love song.

[Luis Gonzalez]

Two hundred and twenty five pounds Freddy, are you looking for a date?

I'm truly flattered, but I'm not into it.

[Central Scrutiniser]

I want a ruffled shirt and a sparkly jacket.... but first I want a comfy chenille robe and soft slippers.

Would you settle for the "puffy shirt?"

[Fred Mertz]

Pssst, Freddy, I think you have your forums mixed up.

You're correct, DarkDrake. Pardon me, while I leave.

[Luis Gonzalez]

See you around Freddy, good luck meeting that "special" someone.

[Quix]

BLESS U TONS 4 SAYING SO!

I like to think so, too.

But sometimes that tendency to think of 5 meanings for a key word on a test . . . and usually settling on the one different from that which the test maker intended . . . that phenomenon has been uhhh . . . frustrating many times.

But, as I told my wife to be when I proposed at the Garden of Gethsemene [should have been a big warning clue right there but that's another story] . . . I noted sitting on the tombstones in the garden that life with me might be many things but it's unlikely it would be dull.

She decided after 9 years she could use some dull so she married a co-worker pilot who ran around with a bear head in a garbage bag in the back of his pickup for months looking for an ant hill to eat the gunk out.

Life can sure have some interesting twists and turns!

[nunya bidness]

I'm pretty sure it's the Hold Your Fire tour. Unless the big bunnies are on the stage, and then it's Presto.

[Gabz]

I can't believe I missed a post of yours...............

[Central Scrutiniser]

Fred, I mocked Palo because I think she is a blithering nitwit. The mods just took up what I said and worked on it. She says the most incredibly stupid things, but everyone defends her idiocy because she "loves" them and they eat up the candy instead of focusing on the things she says.

Everyone rushes to defend her like some poor little hurt child, but she says some pretty nasty things inbetween her sweetness and light act.

[nopardons]

THAT is where you proposed ? WHY ?

Your wife ran out on you, for a man who carried around a bear's head in a sack,looking for an anthill ? For real ?

You have a remarkable knack for...what shall I call it, without be3ing rude ? LOL

FWIW, I'd rather have a student/friend/whatever, who wasn't safe, boring, and conformist, but had some cleverness and whno sometimes thought out of the box a wee bit. :-)

[Gabz]

Watch out for robert - he has a tendency to be, um, um - how do I put this without seeming to be rude...........

Robert has a screw loose!!!!

[stands2reason]

Why is the sky blue?

Blue light wavelength is shortest, ergo it scatters better.

Why are kittens cute?

So you don't kill them after you've dicovered they've gotten into your husband's $40-a-pound venison jerky.

[ValerieUSA]

Nighty night again .... I may soon return.

[Fred Mertz]

Fred, I mocked Palo because I think she is a blithering nitwit.

No, palo verde calls them as she sees them. You're the blithering fool for not reading and comprehending.

[Conservababe]

Palo Verde? Is she still around?

[nopardons]

WOW...WOW... W-O-W , that was spot on, 100% correct, no punches pulled,and c oluldn't have been said better.

[redhead]

Um...how high is up?

Why is there air?

If a husband speaks in the forest and there's no wife around to hear him, is he still wrong?

[stands2reason]

Did Adam and Eve have navels?

[Gabz]

Nighty nite to you, too.

I'm giong myself as soon as the dogs decide they are ready to come back in!!!