Black XXIII: "Dubyuh's Stand!!"

The MudCave (Festive Holiday Edition) | 25 December 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Dubyuh's Stand!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Jungleland")

(Mudboy on pie-anny...somebody strokin' the fiddle....gently!!)

Our soldiers'll have their Homecoming...in DeeCee, 'cuz it's Right!!
And the DemonRats'll queue their DeanMachine...but we're ready fer the Fight!!
Braindead Libs frettin' 'gainst what's Good and our God...
Left promotes Fear...their loss's the Country's gain!!
The Rats fight 'gainst our own...seditious stance...
Dem Lib'rals, they lust fer Power like Ol' France...
But can't escape Bill Clinton's scum stain!!

Well, that Ashcroft Lawman runs 'bout "flamin'" not chasing the RATS or Ol' Slick Willie!!
And the Libs round here look just like shadows...always scair't of takin' stands!!
FReep the churches...give RATS Hell!! FReedom is the A.N.S.W.E.R. fer the World!!
Patriots, join our band...Join in Dubyuh's Stand!!

The FReeper gang's assembled...Forum's a rendezvous fer the Right!!
They'll meet `neath that giant Exxon sign that brings this fair DeeCee's blight!!
Folks, there's an opera out on the Turnpike
Fer less Guv'ment, we in the RightWing shall rally!!
Then the Limbaugh troops--DittoHeads--join our holy fight!!
The street's alive as secret debts are paid
Contacts made, they vanished unseen
Kids flash guitars just like switch-blades hustling for the record machine
The hungry and the hunted...explode into rock'n'roll bands
That face off against each other out in the street...Join George Dubyuh's Stand!!

(Guitar jammin')

In Left's Medyuh Pit, the luminaries fret 'cuz they ain't the rage.
My FRiends, the "Hate Bush" dweebs are out there...but their Hatred is the Brain-Dead Way!!
Power-hungry Lib'rals struggle 'gainst our Country...
Desperate as the Right moves on...RATS're kooks but they'll splinter, then they're gone!!

(Big Man on saxaphone)

In DeeCee City, Bold Hearts FReep...
Soul engines running through a night so tender
in a bedroom locked In whispers of soft...refusal and then surrender
in the tunnels uptown The Rat's own dream guns him down
as shots echo down them hallways in the night
No one watches when the ambulance pulls away
Or as the girl shuts out the bedroom light
Outside the street's on fire in a real death waltz
Between what's flesh and what's fantasy
and the poets down here Don't write nothing at all,
they just stand back and let it all be
And in the quick of a knife they reach for their moment
And try to make an honest stand
Left'll wind up wounded...BigGuv'ment's DEAD!!
The Right is Dubyuh's Land!!

HOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO....woah-ah-woaaah...woah-ah-woaaaahhh...

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"FRee Iraq!!"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")

Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!!
Ignorance is Legion...DemRATS're Sleazy BUMS!!
We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!

Left's like pre-teens...RATS don't have a CLUE!!
Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!!
Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! FReepers ROCK!!

These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!!
Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!!
Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!!
FReedom ROCKS!!

FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!!
FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!!
FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!

God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!!
Reject Left's hustlers and RATS' schemes!!
Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!!
MUD still believes in his dreams!!

(ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar...MUD on pie-anny)

Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?!
Forty years...I'm gittin' old!!
Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!

And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight...
The tunes come to me and All IS Right!!
And I recall...I recall....

FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!!
FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!!
Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!

FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!!
RATS're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!!
Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!

Mudboy Slim (2 months before the Big Four-Oh!!)

BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

1 posted on 04/09/2003 11:00:05 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Iraqi Artist Sculpts Memorial to Fallen American Soldiers!!"

Beautiful story...this artist has put his own life on the line in accomplishing this...MUD

[Flora McDonald]

What are these people so afraid of when it comes to the Gospel of Christ? Truth?

We got our tickets for the 7pm showing of the Passion at the Carmike Theatre on Ash Wednesday. It sold out quickly and someone told me it is the only theatre in Richmond you can see the film at.

God bless Mel Gibson.

[Landru]

"What are these people so afraid of when it comes to the Gospel of Christ?"

HA!!
I believe this is a genuine non sequitur. {g}
Reason I say that, is because Socialist/Communists do not believe in Christ; or, any other diety as far as I know, Miss McDonald.

"Truth?"

Yes, it's the truth they fear.
But it doesn't matter a wit the *source* of said truth, the Word of Jesus Christ Almighty, notwithstanding.

If it's not their [convoluted] truth, they'll have none of it & that's the way its always been with that ilk, eh?

"God Bless Mel Gibson."

I'll second that.

...the man's really something else, huh. ;^)

[jla]

I've some questions for the Richmond area Freepers if they'd be so kind to oblige.

What do you know about Louisa and Powhatan? Are they desirable areas?
Can you recommend prime (but not suburban) areas?
What do you know about the new highway due to open soon?
Will it make those areas more accessible to Richmond?
And generally, how is the richmond real estate market?

[Flora McDonald]

I went to a state Senate committee hearing a week or so ago. Before the bill I was interested in came up, they heard testimony for and against a bill sponsored by Del. Black concerning religious liberty. A group called HOME (Housing Opportunities Made Equal) have been literally persecuting a little old man who owns an apartment building. On one side of the building is a large cross and the words "Jesus Saves" or "Jesus is My Saviour". He runs an ad in his local paper exhorting folks to repent and turn to Jesus and to call a certain number if they have questions. The phone number is the rental office.

Two years and $4,000 in legal fees later, the matter was dropped by HOME the day before they were to appear at a Fair Housing Hearing. It seems they couldn't get any of the tenants of various creeds and colours to complain!

The Chairman of the Senate Committee asked who had come with the delegates in support of the bill (to allow religious symbols in rental & real estate). Aside from the sponsors, the only person who stood in support was the man himself. He looked to be in his late 70's and was wearing a big yellow button that said "I love Jesus!"

There were several ministers sitting to my right who I assumed were there concerning some pro-life legislation. Wrong. When it was time for the opposition to testify (led by Gov. Warner's representative)The ministers stood in opposition to the bill, along with the ACLU.

I'll be honest with you. I am very afraid for our country. Very afraid.

[sultan88]

"The ministers stood in opposition to the bill, along with the ACLU."

What's the status of the bill?

[Landru]

"I went to a state Senate committee hearing a week or so ago. Before the bill I was interested in came up, they heard testimony for and against a bill sponsored by Del. Black concerning religious liberty. A group called HOME (Housing Opportunities Made Equal) have been literally persecuting a little old man who owns an apartment building. On one side of the building is a large cross and the words "Jesus Saves" or "Jesus is My Saviour". He runs an ad in his local paper exhorting folks to repent and turn to Jesus and to call a certain number if they have questions. The phone number is the rental office."

Interesting.
Last time I'd heard of something similar to this was a fella who had a (large) cross on his property; however, there were complaints and someone or *thing* sued him to have it removed.
I cannot remember the reasoning behind the plantiff's argument, but, do recall the defendent's was quite simple: "He c/would do what he chose on his property so long as it didn't endanger others and/or otherwise viloate applicable laws"; which, he sure didn't.

However now I cannot remember for the life of me the outcome of that case; which, I suppose if one thinks about it, the guy won and the Liberal-Socialist run rags simply omitted publishing his victory.
That's how they *operate* these days, y'know.
Elevated "The Sin of Omission" to a virtual art form, that bunch has.

"Two years and $4,000 in legal fees later, the matter was dropped by HOME the day before they were to appear at a Fair Housing Hearing. It seems they couldn't get any of the tenants of various creeds and colours to complain!"

Yea, and so *who* picks up the tab for the old man's sheisters, I have to wonder?
(As an aside, this is a *classic* example where "tort reform" is most badly needed & right now ie, "Loser pays *all* fees.")

"The Chairman of the Senate Committee asked who had come with the delegates in support of the bill (to allow religious symbols in rental & real estate). Aside from the sponsors, the only person who stood in support was the man himself. He looked to be in his late 70's and was wearing a big yellow button that said 'I love Jesus!'"

In nearly every [large] city I've traveled, there's *always* been a building somewhere in the downtown having a large cross either on top of it, or, painted onto one of its sides.
Have always assumed those buildings were the location of that city's Rescue Mission & never gave it much more thought than that.
After all, the building was "private property" & like it or not, the cross' presence was none of my damned business.

Having said that, I'm wondering if this man's apartment building wasn't housing tenants whose *rent* was eithe being subsidized or paid entirely by the godless government; hence, precipitating this action.
I cannot think of another reason the government would have any say in the matter, otherwise; moreover, I can see where the government was risking getting themselves sued royally on what're -- to me -- clearly constitutional grounds.

"There were several ministers sitting to my right who I assumed were there concerning some pro-life legislation. Wrong. When it was time for the opposition to testify (led by Gov. Warner's representative) The ministers stood in opposition to the bill, along with the ACLU."

Uh-huh...& all that glitters is not gold, M'am.
Too bad there wasn't time to check into the *credentials* of these "ministers," eh?
I mean Jessie Jackson, Al Sharpton, Jim Bakker, & a few other charlatans call themselves "Ministers," too.
Don't make it so, even if they "Minister" to as much money as they can.
Right?

"I'll be honest with you. I am very afraid for our country. Very afraid."

I *think* I understand your fear(s); but, please don't be.
What's to be will be & in the meantime we've real, full & rich lives to lead.
In the end the truth's going to prevail & I believe this in my heart, even if I'm not alive to witness it when it finally comes.

One's beliefs *are* "strength," & that strength negates all fear(s).
Think about it.

What can *they* possibly do to you or I for *not* believing their lies?
Kill us?
I don't think it'll come to that in our lifetime; so, in the meantime we've something we can do to *them* that's actually worse than death.

...leave 'em to themselves. ;^)

[Flora McDonald]

"I *think* I understand your fear(s); but, please don't be. What's to be will be & in the meantime we've real, full & rich lives to lead. In the end the truth's going to prevail & I believe this in my heart, even if I'm not alive to witness it when it finally comes.

Thanks, Landru, I needed to hear that.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Ain't Jokin'!!"
(To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")

Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah...
'Cuz I see a future that's Just.
Some FReepers call me Moe Reese...
'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!

Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!"
Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong...
Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry...
Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!

'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'...
Slick's a Felon...should be in prison...
We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' S.C.U.M.**!!

I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken...
DemRATS' are misspoken...
Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!

(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!!
Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned...
We'll sing MUD's music with Ol' Rush!!

I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken...
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie S.C.U.M.**!!

(Mo' funky guitar)

WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!!
FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie...
'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong...
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!!
Cause MUD's right here...Slick's TOAST!!

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"What do you know about Louisa and Powhatan? Are they desirable areas?"

Not much really...

"Can you recommend prime (but not suburban) areas?"

Not really...

"What do you know about the new highway due to open soon?Will it make those areas more accessible to Richmond?"

This is the final leg of the 285 outer loop around Richmond and will connect the westernmost areas of Chesterfield to the westernmost areas of Henrico/Louisa. It doesn't really make these areas that much more accessible to Richmond, though.

"And generally, how is the richmond real estate market?"

Very solid, with a steady growth in real estate values and new construction.

FReegards...MUD

[jla]

What's wrong w/Powhatan? It always seemed nice when I went over there.
In case I wasn't too clear, I am not moving, I was asked this by a friend and asking you all seemed like a good way to get some feedback.
They're looking for a farm or something akin to an estate around Richmond, but not in the city or crowded suburbs.

[Mudboy Slim]

Powhatan is nice...I've never indicated otherwise. A little too far out in the boonies fer me, but still nice...MUD

[jla]

No you didn't. I misinterpreted your Not much really... remark.

BTW...Very insightful look into what makes Hillary tick in Madame Hillary

Robt. Terrell splice & dices her to reveal the woman heavily influenced by the works of Saul Alinsky of whom Freeper Liz posted in regard to here.

[Mudboy Slim]

"More on John Kerry's Voting Record!!"

What an embarrasingly unrepentant Lib'ral...SHEEEESH!!

Thanks, Julie...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

R. Emmett Tyrrell is an awesome writer...I read his book, "The Impeachment of William Jefferson Clinton" and it was quite inspirational. He never figgered how far in the tank the DemonRATS would go fer Slick Willie, but it was a good read nonetheless.

Sorry if I gave the wrong impression about Powhatan, it's probably a great area to find a small farm that's not too far off the beaten path.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Lucky Man"
(To be sung to Emerson, Lake, and Palmer's "Lucky Man")

He had the zealots, and harems by the score...
Osama bin Laden...the Islamic WHORE!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!

"bin" had no conscience...to confuse his head.
No soul, no character. "So What?!" the Left said.
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...!!

He was itchin' fer War, bombed our Country, thought we'd blink!!
Of his Brav'ry, and his Principle...Leftist Med'yuh would sing!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!

But Dubyuh soon found "bin", found his Landlords, BOTH ENTWINED!!
His zealots couldn't save him, so WE BOMBED "bin", and HE DIED!!!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!

Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh...Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!

Quite Sincerely,

Mudboy Slim

46 Posted on 09/14/2001 17:34:08 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Time Fer Justice!!!!)

[Landru]

"Thanks, Landru, I needed to hear that."

Well, you're very welcome.

But I'd dare say you didn't "need to hear that," Miss McDonald.

...just needed to be reminded. ;^)

[Mudboy Slim]

"I'd dare say you didn't "need to hear that," Miss McDonald. ...just needed to be reminded"

I think yer Right...Flora's one of the most inspirational FReepers we got here in Richmond!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

I'ver gotta 5-year-old boy demanding attention, but I'll git back to this as soon as possible and give a decent reply...I promise!!

FReegards...MUD