Morford: Saddam, So Not Worth It (you've got your dime-store thug, can you stop the warmongering?)

San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Wednesday, December 17, 2003 | Mark Morford, wishes he was Jessica Lynch

[presidio9]

Well gosh golly it took only upward of 500 dead U.S. soldiers (and counting) and more than 2,500 U.S. wounded (and counting) and more than 10,000 dead innocent Iraqi citizens (and counting) and countless tens of thousands of hapless dead Iraqi soldiers (and counting).

[martin gibson]

wow...Miss Morford is 'The Pig'...

[section9]

Mark Morford is the only guy who should be used like a wet dishrag by a platoon of horny jihadi.

Jesus, what is really profound is that this asshat gets paid by the Chronicle to write this drivel.

Be Seeing You,

Chris

[oyez]

pretending to serve a fake, inedible plastic turkey

He knows this because?

It was a real Army turkey and like Army food tasted like plastic.

[Spok]

"By the way, from Bush Sr. forward (and, yes, that includes Clinton), the U.S. has to date killed far, far more Iraqi civilians than Saddam ever could. Along with the United Kingdom, we've been bombing Iraq almost nonstop for the past decade. Not to mention the more than half a million Iraqi children who've died from lack of medicine or decent health care since the brutal, U.S.-backed U.N. sanctions were imposed 12 years ago. Shhh"

This "fact" needs a footnote that reads 'Unsupported BS that was manufactured or imagined by the author while having an out-of-body experience or while snorting/smoking/injecting who knows what.'

[over3Owithabrain]

Can we send Special Forces to the Oval Office now?

Better yet, faggot, YOU try to take W out. I know we all get a kick out of Morphineford, but this time the blatant lies are too much.

[reagan_fanatic]

Goodness gracious, Ms. Morford, you should do something to alleviate all that stress - maybe exercising would help.

You know the routine -

kneel and bob, kneel and bob, kneel and bob...

[spodefly]

What kind of screwed up article is this?

After the last several articles without a single mention of BushCo, now we get an article that focusses on BushCo, but that has no mention of anal beads, sex lubes, or earth-shattering orgasms.

Pull yourselve together Mark.

[jjm2111]

What??????? No masturbation reference? No penile references? I think Miss Morford may be sick.

[jjm2111]

"His policy ideas would be thoroughly destructive to our nation if implemented, and his assessment of George Bush and the Iraq war is from the standpoint of an enemy of the United States, and of sanity itself."

Well said.

[FeliciaCat]

Hey Morford, get a clue - nobody cares what a snarky Queen has to say...

[finnman69]

Morford is having a raging case of Saddamfreude PMS.

The poor guy(debatable) is a classic example of why moral absolutism to a liberal is like garlic to a vampire.

[finnman69]

I can't believe Morofrd did not talk about his spider hole.

[presidio9]

One of these days they're gonna find this guy choked to death on a mouthful of pillow feathers.

New tag line!!!

[presidio9]

Aw man, and I just changed it too!

[AbsoluteJustice]

"I'm a gay man and a gay journalist"

[JacksonCalhoun]

It's not even worth a bit of agita over these clowns.

We have Andrew Sullivan, they have Mark Morford.
We have Thomas Sowell, they have Derrick Z. Jackson
We have Mark Steyn, they have Maureen Dowd.

Whose team do you want to be on?

[presidio9]

Actually, I've always thought Michael Savage was our Morford.

[VeniVidiVici]

Queer Eye for the Bad Guy bump

[mrfixit514]

It must be a sad life for the writer of this article. The resentment, anger, and bitterness of this fool is almost scary.

Don't worry Morford. No matter how bad you hate it, adults are now in charge of this country.