Morford: Saddam, So Not Worth It (you've got your dime-store thug, can you stop the warmongering?)

San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Wednesday, December 17, 2003 | Mark Morford, wishes he was Jessica Lynch

[presidio9]

Well gosh golly it took only upward of 500 dead U.S. soldiers (and counting) and more than 2,500 U.S. wounded (and counting) and more than 10,000 dead innocent Iraqi citizens (and counting) and countless tens of thousands of hapless dead Iraqi soldiers (and counting).

[Petronski]

Can we send Special Forces to the Oval Office now?

I'm sure we can. I think a congratulatory meet-and-greet is well deserved.

[TheBigB]

Hee hee hee...I was wondering how late Miss Morford stayed up to find something, anything to write about...

[suzyq5558]

Ah stuff a sock in it you wussy.

[Tijeras_Slim]

I think Miss Morford forgot to drink her viagra and amyl nitrate double latte before writing this one. Pretty weak.

[SAJ]

Maybe I'm wrong.

The only marginally sane part of the article...except for the ''maybe''.

[mountaineer]

Thanksgiving PR stunt that will forever embarrass anyone with any sense of decency and pride

Great, the rump ranger lectures us on decency. (He probably would have done something altogether different with that so-called "plastic" turkey, too).

[Catspaw]

OOooo, shiver...the left gets so bitter when they know they're wrong.

[najida]

Predictable piece...

But instead of arguing apples and oranges,
the are arguing apples and wood blocks...

Nothing even remotely ties.

[Petronski]

...pretending to serve a fake, inedible plastic turkey...

He's a liar. It was a real turkey, just not the turkey served in the cafeteria.

[hellinahandcart]

I think Miss Morford forgot to drink her viagra and amyl nitrate double latte before writing this one. Pretty weak.

She's either on anti-depressants or those hair-restoration pills. She didn't mention oral sex or group sex or French kissing, and she didn't use the words "divine" or "juicy" even once.

Miss Morford's lost her mojo.

[concerned about politics]

Oh grrr.

Still bitter Gore lost, aye?

I wonder what this pro-Saddam hate monger would say had we not gone to war and America was nuked. He'd blame that on Bush, too. Bush could cure cancer, and they'd bitch about over population and the negative affects on mother earth!

Lefties are not deep thinkers.

Cry us a left wing extremist river, Morford. No one cares what your tiny brain tries to think.

[Maceman]

Most Americans do not care that somewhere, Osama is probably cheering (hey, he hated Saddam, too).

BTW, Mark, which political party do you think Osama would like to see win the next US election?

[theDentist]

mmorford@sfgate.com

[Right Wing Professor]

Quick quiz: match the word on the left with its synonym on the right. Take your time, kids, it's a tricky one!

Morford          barf
Ivins            barf
Fisk             barf
Franken          barf
Krugman          barf

[concerned about politics]

But instead of arguing apples and oranges, the are arguing apples and wood blocks...

They've gone raving mad. Mad, I tell ya!

[End Times Sentinel]

Atta gal, Mofford!  Inside each paragraph, a rich coating of deception layered lovingly over a thick base of distortion surrounding a crunch lie!

---

Well gosh golly it took only upward of 500 dead U.S. soldiers (and counting) and more than 2,500 U.S. wounded (and counting) and more than 10,000 dead innocent Iraqi citizens (and counting) and countless tens of thousands of hapless dead Iraqi soldiers (and counting).

Since this can't be true, due to the source, does anyone have any idea what the real numbers are?

 

Owl_Eagle

”Guns Before Butter.”

[unixfox]

Can we send this whiner some diapers and a pacifier? Geez...what a pitiful person this must be.

[concerned about politics]

They dug up 300,000 Iraqi citizens Saddam killed and tortured so far. They figure they'll find over a million. They're still digging them up.
Opps. Sorry. Morford forgot to mention that part. Did I ruin the left wing extremist propaganda? So sorry - NOT.

[Constitution Day]