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(reprise) DFU SONG: Teddy Bears Picnic (RAT underground has gone berserk)
DFU SONG PARODIES | 12-14-03 orig 4-9-03 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 12/14/2003 10:00:33 PM PST by doug from upland

This was written just over 8 months ago. It is a great day to bring it back as the mass murdering torturing swine has been captured. Typically, the RATS in the underground do not like good news for America if it also helps Dubya. If the Rapist or the Guy Who Invented Everything or Satan's Daughter or Twana Brawley's Lovemaster or the Guy Who Has F'ing as His Middle Name or the Breck Girl or the Horny Guy Trying to Get a Date had done this, it would be a wonderful thing. You know it and I know it. They can shove it.

MIDI - TEDDY BEARS PICNIC

They hide deep down in their Underground…and spend their whole day Bush hating
To them it's really an ugly day…Iraqis are celebrating
Today's the day they hoped wouldn't come
Defeated by a guy who's so dumb
Today's the day the Underground's suicidal

Most were hoping our troops would die…for Bush it would go quite badly
But as the statue came tumbling down…they sat at their keyboards sadly
Today's the day they hoped wouldn't come
Defeated by a guy who's so dumb
Today's the day the Underground's suicidal

It is really so wonderful…as a group they were spreading bull
They had lived in a dream, a dream, that someone was soon to impeach
They are worthless as they can be…they are scum for the world to see
We'll be feeding them crow, tasty crow…though they'd rather be having quiche

In denial they're really stuck…they do not know how much they suck
They are always so wrong, so wrong…a lesson George Bush would soon teach
They are worthless as they can be…they are scum for the world to see
We'll be feeding them crow, tasty crow…though they'd rather be having quiche

They're hoping Baghbad Bob has bad news…because they believed his prattle
They don't know it is two thousand three…they still fight the Florida battle
Today's the day they hoped wouldn't come
Defeated by a guy who's so dumb
Today's the day the Underground's suicidal

On their moustache is a curse
They're in a state of shock…I'll be very pleased to call a hearse
Their whole world view is screwed
It's been turned upside down, oh, can it be renewed?
What will they be doing next…it seems their hopes are dashed and they have lost everything
I guess Will Pitt will get on the cell phone and call up Scottie boy
And say "Let's meet at the Burger King"

On their moustache is a curse
They're in a state of shock…I'll be very pleased to call a hearse
Their whole world view is screwed
It's been turned upside down, oh, can it be renewed?
What will they be doing next…it seems their hopes are dashed and they have lost everything
I guess Will Pitt will get on the cell phone and call up Scottie boy
And say "Let's meet at the Burger King"


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: americahaters; captured; godubyago; hussein; scumsuckers; undergroundrats

1 posted on 12/14/2003 10:00:34 PM PST by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
Ted Rall's going to picnic, and he's packing a nice s%@* sandwich.
2 posted on 12/14/2003 10:05:09 PM PST by Callahan
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To: doug from upland
Exactly, these people simply don't want to see good news for America when a Pubbie is sitting in the Oval Office. In fact, many of them pray for the exact opposite. Partisan politicans trumps all other concerns.
3 posted on 12/14/2003 10:05:22 PM PST by Mr. Mojo
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To: doug from upland
I can guess how they would feel about this Toon ( borrowed from another thread )


4 posted on 12/14/2003 10:06:22 PM PST by Ernest_at_the_Beach (Davis is now out of Arnoold's Office , Bout Time!!!!)
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To: doug from upland
DUers are a bunch of loosers bumb.
5 posted on 12/14/2003 10:06:26 PM PST by Justice
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To: Ernest_at_the_Beach
Great. Thanks for adding it to this thread.
6 posted on 12/14/2003 10:07:08 PM PST by doug from upland (Hillary would get 100% of the Islamist Terrorist vote)
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To: Callahan
Ted Rall was once on KFI in L.A. on the weekend. To say he sucked would be too kind.
7 posted on 12/14/2003 10:08:11 PM PST by doug from upland (Hillary would get 100% of the Islamist Terrorist vote)
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To: doug from upland
Finally got pissed enough, thought I would register and troll at DU!

They turned off the registration page!

HAAAA! what a bunch of losers!!!

Warning! don't go there its like witnessing a terrible car accident!

8 posted on 12/14/2003 10:15:08 PM PST by right way right (My2Cents)
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To: Mr. Mojo
Besides the journalists in the RAT underground, journalist Ellen Ratner, several months ago, said on TV that she wanted Bush to do badly in the war because she didn't want him re-elected. Doing badly would mean bad things for our soldiers. That didn't matter to her. These leftists have shown over and over that if they aren't in power, they hate America.
9 posted on 12/14/2003 10:20:58 PM PST by doug from upland (Hillary would get 100% of the Islamist Terrorist vote)
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To: right way right
I had not been there in many months but followed a link today. It is a train wreck over there.
10 posted on 12/14/2003 10:21:52 PM PST by doug from upland (Hillary would get 100% of the Islamist Terrorist vote)
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11 posted on 12/14/2003 10:26:53 PM PST by doug from upland (Hillary would get 100% of the Islamist Terrorist vote)
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To: doug from upland
The DU? Would that be the Rat Spider Hole?
12 posted on 12/15/2003 4:06:20 AM PST by Loyal Buckeye
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To: doug from upland
DU, the internet "spider hole"
13 posted on 12/15/2003 4:09:24 AM PST by InvisibleChurch (George Bailey: You call this a happy family? Why do we have to have all these kids?)
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14 posted on 12/15/2003 12:07:58 PM PST by doug from upland (Hillary would get 100% of the Islamist Terrorist vote)
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Bringing this one back to mock our lunatic friends. Attention, newbies, these are the people of whom we make fun. Michael Moore is the face of the modern RAT party, and these guys are the clueless cheerleaders.


15 posted on 09/18/2004 6:51:56 AM PDT by doug from upland (Dan Rather is a journalist like Michael Moore is a pole vaulter.)
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