SADDAM CAPTURED: DEMOCRATS REACT... [ICONOCLAST SATIRE!]

ICONOCLAST ^ | Stephen Rittenberg

[Apolitical]

Howard Dean: This arbitrary, unilateral capture will provoke more anti-American terror. Why weren't UN forces involved? It only highlights Bush's failure to capture Osama bin Laden.....

[shiva]

It took Bush to do what CLINTON COULDN'T

[BradyLS]

I hear Tom Daschle was deeply saddened by the news.

[I got the rope]

You're on roll today! LOL!

[BigBobber]

"This capture of Saddam Hussain is just another publicity stunt by a desperate Bush regime. Like the carrier landing and the fake Thanksgiving turkey, this is a transparent and amateur attempt to divert the American people from Bush's failures as a leader. Furthermore, Hussain's capture will make us more susceptible to international terrorism and further distance our traditional allies."

[BradyLS]

Yikes! You really had me there! LOL!

[Schatze]

Is he subject to international law? Should he call his lawyer?

Amnesty International said Sunday that Saddam should be given POW status and allowed visits by the international Red Cross. I have a better idea: How about allowing him a visit by the Israeli Massad?

[BillF]

Great stuff, but why did they dis Clark by leaving him out?

Suggest that Weaslely Clark could say the following:

"The White House called me and wanted me to go on the air to say that Osama Bin Laden dug the spider hole that Saddam was in. No, it was a Canadian Middle East Think Tank. At least those are the rumors from neocon cocktail parties."

[Enterprise]

Maybe they could send someone from the Mousad who has a friend or relative killed that was funded by one of Hussein's 25,000 dollar rewards.

[ducks1944]

Thank GOD for answering our prays and GOD bless our troops ! ! A MEN ! ! !

[Schatze]

Maybe they could send someone from the Mousad who has a friend or relative killed that was funded by one of Hussein's 25,000 dollar rewards.

Works for me.

[desertcry]

The witch hillary should be put on a suicide watch. All barbiturates, knives, guns, box cutters,... should be taken away from her.

[McGavin999]

"Hillary Clinton: Why wasn't I involved in the capture? Another example of the Bush administration's high-handed attempt to manage the depressing news from Iraq.

I think Hillary must have been misquoted here. It probably shoud have said "Why wasn't myself involved in the capture......."

[cpforlife.org]

I, Hillary, As Queen of AmeriKa, and mistress of choice, I will have a VERY important statement to make on this matter.

We at the DNC will look carefully to see if there was any impropriety. Was Saddam treated fairly, I'll see what the ACLU has to say about this.

Hail Molech!!!

Hitllery

[poindexter]

NYT: "WOMEN AND MINORITIES HURT MOST"

[GreenHornet]

Is he subject to international law? Should he call his lawyer?

Mark Geragos is enroute to Baghdad as we speak.

[cmsgop]

LOL!

This is Truly A Great Day in American History

[TASMANIANRED]

GENERAL CLARK: I think Bush sould have consulted the United Nations and the Europen Union before capturing Sadam. This is a clear violation of international law and Sadam should be sent to France immediately. That's where Idi Amin spent is declining years, in Luxury in France. If it was good enough for Amin, it's good enough for Hussein

[TASMANIANRED]

"demorcraticunderground was down for a bit, I guess they must be in morn. But when the awaken i will sent them this picture. Of course I will then blow my cover and get kicked off, but man it will be worth it. "

Many of them are are drowning themselves in Perier, some are jumping from the UN building.

The remainder are eating prozac like popcorn.

Tammy Bruce ,god lover her, has had multiple big O's.

The satan worshipers are trying to tear up their contracts.

The feminists are planning a Wellstone type funeral to morn the loss of the biggest post birth abortionist since Stalin.

Sen Shamful Byrd has put on a sheet, is sitting in his incontinence pants chanting , Pity, Pity, Pity.

Ted Kennedys chirrotic liver has exploded and his pumpkin head is jaundiced.

Dashel got out of bed 3'9" today, Put on a dress and make up and went out to a gay bar.

Pelosi's latest botox injection failed and her chin is hanging down between her knees and by the way so is her bosom.


Barney Frank is sooo depressed he wouldn't even kiss his gerbil Maxwell.

John Kerry is trying to forge his wife's name on a check to clean out the bank account.

Dean has finally gone rabid and chewed his left leg off trying to escape from the trap.

General Clark figures a sex change operation, sex with Bill Clinton, kissing Tipper and an abortion might get him up to 0.0001% of the womens vote.

I have run out of invectives at least temporarily.

[hapy]

oh my god are you a riot! I am still lauging

[BillaryBeGone]

I'm betting miz clinton is probably throwing ashtrays and screaming at her dodging hubby right about now.

How could that be? When's the last time this perfect example of a white-trash couple has occupied the same space?