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SADDAM CAPTURED: DEMOCRATS REACT... [ICONOCLAST SATIRE!]
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| Stephen Rittenberg
Posted on 12/14/2003 9:07:32 AM PST by Apolitical
Howard Dean: This arbitrary, unilateral capture will provoke more anti-American terror. Why weren't UN forces involved? It only highlights Bush's failure to capture Osama bin Laden.....
(Excerpt) Read more at iconoclast.ca ...
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Extended News; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; Philosophy; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: bds; greatnews; gulfwar2; gulfwarii; iraq; iraqaftermath; saddam; saddamcaptured; saddamhussein; topplesaddam
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A black day for Democrats. The nine Dem dwarfs must all be in mourning!
To: Apolitical
Ding-Dong the bell tolls :)
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posted on
12/14/2003 9:11:18 AM PST
by
Gorons
To: Apolitical
To: Apolitical
See the RATs tears?
To: Apolitical
President Bush is on all the stations!!! Even the stations carrying NFL stuff!!! Now maybe some of the morons who don't even know who the President is (and vote Democreep) atleast will see his image and hear his name. It might make some difference. I hope.
To: Apolitical
"I think it is shameful that the ACLU has not commented on the obvious mistreatment Hussein has suffered at the hands of the American military." - Howard Dean
To: Gorons
"Clinton got Elian Gonzalez, Bush Got Saddam Hussein." -- Janet Reno
To: Apolitical
After listening to Chrissy Matthews, you can see their new strategy. According to Chris, Saddam was a threat to his own people, but he wasn't a global threat. While he applauded the capture, he said Bush has to get back to the war on terror and protecting the American people. He absolutely denied any connection between Saddam and support for global terrorism. How pathetic that liberals continue to ignore just how much Saddam contributed to various networks around the world. Hell, just the PLO/PLF fronts operating in Iraq and being financed by Saddam was enough evidence of his terrorist connections. Matthews obviously also missed his own networks interview with the UK journalist who has proof of Abu Nidal/Saddam's ties to Atta.
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posted on
12/14/2003 9:24:06 AM PST
by
cwb
To: ClintonBeGone
Is he subject to international law? Should he call his lawyer? Questions the ACLU is pondering.
To: Apolitical
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posted on
12/14/2003 9:27:16 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(Socialism is Slavery)
To: Apolitical; All
I am deeply saddaned.
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posted on
12/14/2003 9:32:00 AM PST
by
cpforlife.org
(The Missing Key of the Pro-Life Movement is at www.CpForLife.org)
To: Apolitical
"Hillary Clinton: Why wasn't I involved in the capture? Another example of the Bush administration's high-handed attempt to manage the depressing news from Iraq.
Stephen Rittenberg, Co-Publisher, Horsefeathers"
I'm betting miz clinton is probably throwing ashtrays and screaming at her dodging hubby right about now.
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posted on
12/14/2003 9:40:09 AM PST
by
Maria S
("…the end is near…this time, Americans are serious; Bush is not like Clinton." Uday Hussein 4/9/03)
To: BenLurkin
that is great BenLurkin, I hope you dont mind if I grab your picture.
demorcraticunderground was down for a bit, I guess they must be in morn. But when the awaken i will sent them this picture. Of course I will then blow my cover and get kicked off, but man it will be worth it.
I love watching these educated loses fall... never to return
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posted on
12/14/2003 9:43:25 AM PST
by
hapy
To: ClintonBeGone
"I think it is shameful that the ACLU has not commented on the obvious mistreatment Hussein has suffered at the hands of the American military." - Howard Dean LOL! Nice work. Dean/Hussein '04.
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posted on
12/14/2003 9:45:16 AM PST
by
searchandrecovery
(America - Welcome to Sodom & Gomorrah West)
To: Apolitical
Peter Arnett says:
I get dibs on the first interview with Saddam.
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posted on
12/14/2003 9:50:51 AM PST
by
syriacus
(Schumer's unhappy federal judges have lifetime positions, so he should work to amend that.)
To: cpforlife.org; Jimmy Valentine's brother
I am deeply saddaned.
"I am saddamed and deeply disjointed." Daschle per Jimmy Valentine's brother
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posted on
12/14/2003 9:51:28 AM PST
by
BillF
(Fight terrorists in Iraq & elsewhere, instead of waiting for them to come to America!)
To: Apolitical
Good find! I bet the Dems are having apoplexy.
But we don't need to excerpt the Iconoclast.
Here is the satire in full:
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SADDAM CAPTURED: DEMOCRATS REACT.....
December 14, 2003: Democratic leadership hopefuls have responded today to the capture of Saddam Hussein. Their responses follow:
Howard Dean: This arbitrary, unilateral capture will provoke more anti-American terror. Why weren't UN forces involved? It only highlights Bush's failure to capture Osama bin Laden.
John Kerry: It's another Bush blunder. Force should always be a last resort. Why couldn't we have continued UN sanctions? I'm suspending my campaign and moving to Paris.
Richard Gephardt: Okay, so Pres. Bush isn't a "miserable failure", he's just a failure. If he'd pay as much attention to our own elderly as he did to Saddam, we'd have a compassionate Presidency.
John Edwards: Does this help our kid's futures? I don't think so. This may in fact make President Bush an even greater danger to them. Let's make sure we work to prevent him from using force against other leaders, or maybe against the kids themselves.
Al Sharpton: Why were there so few African-Americans in the special forces that captured Saddam? Another sorrowful example of why affirmative action is so badly needed in racist America.
Dennis Kucinich: When I'm elected, the new Department of Peace will avoid such heavy-handed use of military force. Let's hope the policy of 'Don't ask, Don't tell' applies to our questioning of this strong leader.
Carol Mosely Braun: Why were so few African-American women involved in the capture? Another example of misogynist white men hogging the spotlight.
Hillary Clinton: Why wasn't I involved in the capture? Another example of the Bush administration's high-handed attempt to manage the depressing news from Iraq.
Stephen Rittenberg, Co-Publisher, Horsefeathers
To: Apolitical
New Poll Shows Saddam Opening a Ten Point Lead Over Howard Dean in Hew Hampshire
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posted on
12/14/2003 9:55:35 AM PST
by
nickcarraway
(www.terrisfight.org)
To: Apolitical
The administration didn't have a plan to find the spider hole--and then when they found it, they didn't have a plan for how to shave Saddam Hussein with international cooperation from our European allies, Farce and Gerbils.
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posted on
12/14/2003 9:57:01 AM PST
by
wildbill
To: BillF
LOL - Very good!!!
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posted on
12/14/2003 10:04:56 AM PST
by
cpforlife.org
(The Missing Key of the Pro-Life Movement is at www.CpForLife.org)
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