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USO Canteen FReeper Style ~ Pancakes on Wednesday ~ 10 December 2003
Canteen FRiends
Posted on 12/09/2003 10:19:40 PM PST by Radix
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For the freedom you enjoyed yesterday... Thank the Veterans who served in The United States Armed Forces. |
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Looking forward to tomorrow's freedom? Support The United States Armed Forces Today! |
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Pancakes on Wednesdays |
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Welcome to Pancakes on Wednesdays. ![I am just taking a break, but I'll be back soon with more pancakes.](http://gbhamfest.hamgate.net/Pancakes.JPG)
Wednesday, December 10, 2003 |
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Here is an amalgamation of trivial facts and seemingly useless data. Do not forget to hit the hyperlinks. We have links, lots of them. ![Look it up!](http://bellsouthpwp.net/l/i/lindasog/Radix/radixionary.gif)
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COULROPHOBIA |
An irrational fear of clowns. What, fear those delightful purveyors of slapstick comedy? One may as well go in terror of Santa Claus (but then a few people do that too, sad cases of Santa Claustrophobia). But clown humour has always embraced cruelty in its teasing and insulting of other clowns and members of the audience. Clowns represent anarchy, the personifications of unreason, and a force of nature out of control. Who knows what really lies behind their unchanging painted faces and outlandish costumes? These are all good enough reasons for even the strongest and most adult of us to feel unease in the presence of a clown. Some children are terrified by them and a surprisingly large proportion of adults confess to finding them creepy and disturbing, so much so that this word for their condition has had to be invented. Its not oldperhaps from the 1980sand has been taken from Greek kolon, a limb, which seems strange until you find the related kolobathristes was a stilt-walker. This seems to have been the nearest its coiner could get to a suitable classical allusion, since ancient Greek didnt have a word for a clown in our modern sense. |
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Happy Birthday Arthur Fiedler 1896 Conductor; born in Boston, Mass. Trained as a violinist in Boston and Berlin, he joined the Boston Symphony (1915--30), first playing violin, then viola. Determined to conduct, he founded his own chamber orchestra, the Boston Sinfonietta, in 1924. In 1929 he launched the Esplanade summer series, free concerts by the Boston Symphony, along the Charles River. In 1930 he took over the Boston Pops Orchestra and for almost a half century he was the most beloved conductor of light-classical music in the U.S.A. Active in promoting music through various mediums, he was also made an honorary fire chief because of his practice of chasing every major fire, day or night, and became a familiar figure to Bostonians at the scene of the fires. ![Those hot pancakes are more interesting to me than any fire.](http://www.library.upenn.edu/special/photos/winigrad/118.jpg)
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Todays Wednesday field trip takes us to Riverside California. ![A recent proposal was submitted to make Riverside the Pancake Capital of California.](http://www.ci.riverside.ca.us/images/cityscape.jpg)
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Happy Birthday William Safire 1929 William Safire's Rules for Writers: ![Is sloppiness in speech caused by ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care.](http://speakers.com/images/wsafire.gif)
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Two confirmed bachelors sat talking, their conversation drifed from politics to cooking.
"I got a cookbook once," said one, "but I could never do anything with it."
"Too much fancy work in it, eh?" asked the other.
"You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way - 'Take a clean dish'".
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Happy Birthday Bob Guccione 1930 Who let the dogs out? ![Hey Bob, nothing but family values in here.](http://www.artgeckos.com/3dachs.jpg)
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On this day: 1969 - TV history was made when Tiny Tim and Miss Vicki Budinger were married on "The Tonight Show" with Johnny Carson. ![Tip Toe, to the Pancakes, with me.](http://www.cmgww.com/music/tim/images/timt002.jpg)
Tiptoe to the window, by the window that is where I'll be Come tiptoe through the tulips with me! Tiptoe from your pillow, to the shadow of a willow tree And tiptoe through the tulips with me! Knee deep in flowers will stray, we'll keep the showers away. And if I kiss you in the garden, in the moonlight, will you pardon me? Come tiptoe through the tulips with me! |
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On this day: 1777 - France recognized American independence. ![The National Seal of the French Republic, was recently made, the white flag..](http://personal.vsnl.com/nicholson/flag1.jpg)
![The only thing that we have to fear, is the fear of the French!](http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/french_googleresults.jpg)
![Hey Buddy, Can you spare a tulip or two?](/images/canteen/fr-images/french.jpg)
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On this day: 1791 - A traffic regulation in New York City established the first street to go "One Way." I am an excellent driver. We are counting cards! ![All roads lead to Pancakes on Wednesdays.](http://www.cendrawasih.or.id/images/Satu%20atap%20-%20one%20way.jpg)
Home of Laminates. |
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On this day: 1843 - "A Christmas Carol" by Charles Dickens was published. ![Tiny Tim sure looked different once he got older.](http://www.theartworksinc.com/face/face_images/scrooge.jpg)
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New Atomic Discovery... The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by GM Research physisists. The element, tentatively named Administratium, has no protons or electrons and thus has an atomic number of zero. However, it does have 1 neutron, 125 asistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons, and 111 assistant vice neutrons. This gives it an atomic number of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force that involves the continuous exchange of meson-like particles called morons. Since it has no electrons, Administratium is inert. However, it can be detected chemically as it impedes every reaction that it comes in contact with. According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Adimnistratium caused one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would have normally occuered in less than one second. Administratium has a normal half-life of approximately three years, at which time it does not actually decay but instead undergoes a reorganization in which assistant neutrons, vice neutrons, and assistant vice neutrons exchange places. Some studies have shown that the atomic mass actually increases after each reorganization. Research at other laboratories indicates that Administratium occurs naturally in the atmosphere. It tends to concentrate at certain points such as government agencies, large corporations and universities and can usually be found in the newest, best appointed and best maintained buildings. Scientists point out that Administratium is known to be toxic at any detectable level of concentration and can easily destroy any productive reaction where it is allowed to accumulate. Attempts are being made to determine how Administratium can be controlled to prevent irreversible damage, but results to date are not promising. |
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Would you like some more Lynx with your pancakes? |
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![Technically, potato pancakes are pancakes, but it is toeing the line a little.](http://www.susanbranch.com/images/crispypotato.jpg)
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On this day: 1903 - The first successful gasoline-powered airplane flight took place near Kitty Hawk, N.C. Orville and Wilbur Wright made the flight. ![The second flight took the brothers to the La Mera tar pits. They wanted to know just what was lurking in that murky swamp. It wasn't a fan of Pancakes on Wednesday!](http://www.avsim.com/pages/0302/bear_3-3-02/wrightb_01.jpg)
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![After some pancakes, you can read about some military history. No extinc predators are mentioned on the site. Surprising, but noone knows everything!](http://www.house.gov/baird/us-vp3.gif)
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1969 - The U.S. Air Force closed its Project "Blue Book" by concluding that there was no evidence of extraterrestrial spaceships behind thousands of UFO sightings. ![Some Unidentified Flying objects have recently beeen spotted in the Canteen, looking Tomkow](http://www.holman.net/ufo/archives/pics/misc/blue-book.gif)
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1978 - OPEC decided to raise oil prices by 14.5% by the end of 1979. ![Do you think that OPEC is considering another oil embargo now?](http://www.opecfund.org/about/maps/members_map.gif)
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![Stay fresh, for the next edition of Pancakes on Wednesdays.](http://www.pillsbury.com/Images/View/breakfast/wpancakes.gif) Real Doughboys.... |
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2000 - Terrell Owens (San Francisco 49ers) caught an NFL-record 20 passes for 283 yards and a touchdown against the Chicago Bears. The previous record was held by Tom Fears (Los Angeles Rams) with 18 catches on December 3, 1950, against the Green Bay Packers. Owens also broke Jerry Rice's franchise record of 16 receptions set in 1994 against the Los Angeles Rams. ![A steady supply of pancakes, makes Terrell run better.](http://www.sfgate.com/chronicle/pictures/2002/10/21/terrell-220x258-owens.jpg)
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Would you like an abacus with your pancakes? ![](http://www.sphere.bc.ca/test/slide14/314-peony-abacus-tiny.jpg)
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We are counting cards. ![Pancakes are everywhere, and Elvis is just behind them.](http://www.cofe.ru/Garden/Images/food/pancakes.jpg)
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Pancakes Wednesdays |
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TOPICS: Front Page News; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
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To: Fawnn; MoJo2001; tomkow6; All
To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
Um, not for me. She's not fabulously tanned. LOL!
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posted on
12/10/2003 10:22:45 AM PST
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MoJo2001
(God Bless Our Troops and Allies!!)
To: MoJo2001
Awww, MAN!......200 was MINE! It's not right!....I was tapping as fast as I could on my telegraph key, attached to my Ultra High speed T2+ cable dial-up modem that works on sub-snail speed!......It was MINE, I tell you, MINE! You took it away from me! Do you know know hard I try to GET those GREAT numbers? I work my fingers to the nubbs to get them, & YOU come along & grab them! I tell you, my "voices" say there's no justice here...NO JUSTICE!...ya hear my "voices"????.....it's just not right.....that number was mine, & you took it.....just not right....I'm not gonna post a "woohoo", cause you'll just sneak up & take my number while I'm tapping away here.....I'm just gonna keep moanin' & groanin' until I get my GREAT numbers back....Did I tell ya how long it takes for me to tap this stuff in????...AND to add graphics.....WOW, that's a half day's work....My "voices" wanna know why you took their number?.....did I ever tell you how are it is to put up with these "voices"???.............
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posted on
12/10/2003 10:24:42 AM PST
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tomkow6
(........I do poets................I do feathers..........I do hobbits...........)
To: MoJo2001
9. When you created "freedom of the press" for humans, did you actually foresee Al Gore owning a Liberal Talk Radio station?
And, dear God, when you created Al Gore, were you thinking of smarmy, oily, or both?
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posted on
12/10/2003 10:25:27 AM PST
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Fawnn
(Official Canteen wOOhOO Consultant, choreographer, and seismic anomaly & CookingWithPam.com creator)
To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; LindaSOG; Radix; 2LT Radix jr; LaDivaLoca; Severa; Bethbg79; ...
RanDUMB Thoughts from My "Voices"
![](http://home.comcast.net/~mil-email/crazy_man.gif)
If God sneezed...what should you say?
I still miss my ex -- but my aim is improving.
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
I go to a female dentist just for the novelty of hearing a woman tell me to open my mouth.
Christmas is weird; When else would you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?
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12/10/2003 10:26:07 AM PST
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tomkow6
(........I do poets................I do feathers..........I do hobbits...........)
To: tomkow6
Somebody else has been coloring, too! Neat!!! (You inherited my coordination gene -- or I yours. I can't quite keep this family tree straight.) ;)
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posted on
12/10/2003 10:28:14 AM PST
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Fawnn
(Official Canteen wOOhOO Consultant, choreographer, and seismic anomaly & CookingWithPam.com creator)
To: MoJo2001
To: MoJo2001
![](http://www.fawnn.com/canteen/holidays/woohoo_christmas975AB4.jpg)
MoJo2001!!! #200!!!
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posted on
12/10/2003 10:30:07 AM PST
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Fawnn
(Official Canteen wOOhOO Consultant, choreographer, and seismic anomaly & CookingWithPam.com creator)
To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
LOL on the Chinese wOOhOO!!! ROFL!!!
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posted on
12/10/2003 10:30:54 AM PST
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Fawnn
(Official Canteen wOOhOO Consultant, choreographer, and seismic anomaly & CookingWithPam.com creator)
To: tomkow6
*SMOOCH*
Like Bill Clinton, I feel your pain. Wanna cigar? LOL!
(Okay!! I'm outta here!!)
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12/10/2003 10:31:09 AM PST
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MoJo2001
(God Bless Our Troops and Allies!!)
To: Fawnn
Well ya don't have to get snippy about it. Isn't that what Al said?? LOL!!
I was thinking repitilian like, but I didn't want to insult that part of the animal classification. LOL!
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12/10/2003 10:32:00 AM PST
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MoJo2001
(God Bless Our Troops and Allies!!)
To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
Is that what you've decided to do to Mr. Goat?? You are just shameless. (Are ya at least garnering any profits from dressing him up like a reindeer? LOL!)
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posted on
12/10/2003 10:32:52 AM PST
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MoJo2001
(God Bless Our Troops and Allies!!)
To: Fawnn
I LOVE PURPLE! Woohoo!! Thanks Auntie Fawnn!!
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posted on
12/10/2003 10:33:14 AM PST
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MoJo2001
(God Bless Our Troops and Allies!!)
To: 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub; Radix; tomkow6; MoJo2001; LindaSOG; Bethbg79; HiJinx; LaDivaLoca; ...
![](http://defendamerica.mil/images/photos/dec2003/essays/pi120903a7.jpg)
Soldiers escort six detainees captured during the raid. U.S. Army photo by Sgt. Troy Chatwin
![](http://defendamerica.mil/images/photos/dec2003/essays/pi120903a8.jpg)
Soldiers wait in the streets of Huwaji for the next phase of their mission during Operation Lightening Bayonet. U.S. Army photo by Sgt. Troy Chatwin
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posted on
12/10/2003 10:33:19 AM PST
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Kathy in Alaska
(God Bless America and Our Military Who Protect Her)
To: beachn4fun
Ride 'em, CowSanta !! ...
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posted on
12/10/2003 10:34:04 AM PST
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MeekOneGOP
(Hillary is a TRAITOR !!: http://Richard.Meek.home.comcast.net/HitlerTraitor6.JPG)
To: MoJo2001; Fawnn; Kathy in Alaska; bentfeather; LindaSOG
Dear God Hi! It's MoJo again! Trying to pack in a little more sleep before the all-nighter starts tonight....
just checkin in...
Saw this...
...will drag self to the Burning Light of The Presence...
...Mojo, I thought you cared...
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posted on
12/10/2003 10:35:07 AM PST
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Old Sarge
("Just Keep Swimming, Just Keep Swimming, Just Keep Swimming, Swimming, What do we do? We swim")
To: Kathy in Alaska
![](http://defendamerica.mil/images/photos/dec2003/essays/pi120903a7.jpg)
I wonder if they got to sing "99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall"
That always helps to pass the time when you are walking!
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posted on
12/10/2003 10:36:25 AM PST
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MoJo2001
(God Bless Our Troops and Allies!!)
To: MoJo2001
About your letter to G-d, I agree - why is Boomer a female in the new series, and why is she one of the bad guys? Oh, that just makes me so frustrated!
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posted on
12/10/2003 10:38:07 AM PST
by
USAF_TSgt
(Eyes on MSgt in 2005)
To: MeeknMing
Hi Meek!
To: Old Sarge
![](http://www.mojo2001.com/cw/sarge.jpg)
(Sarge)
Hi Sarge!
HOw are you?
Of course I care!!
I cared so much that I took 200 for ya!!
Hehehe!
*HUGS*
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posted on
12/10/2003 10:38:56 AM PST
by
MoJo2001
(God Bless Our Troops and Allies!!)
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