[FreeTheHostages]

[FreeTheHostages]

Feeling lucky? Enter today's Freeper's Finest Holiday Contest and Win a Rumsfield Doll!

[Chad Fairbanks]

Rummy should give them all a one-way, all expenses paid trip to the Lunar Surface.

[Mo1]

FOFL ... I love the Rummy Doll!

[Kirkwood]

EIB truth detectors for FOX news just to make their jobs a little easier. Lumps of coal for the rest.

[tgslTakoma]

I'm working on my entry, but I need a little more time.

Bookmarking for later tomorrow/today/?...

[Pippin]

Good Morning Free!

Later on I'll have a top ten list of what Rummy can give the press for Christmas ;O)

Don't worry, It's a "G" rated list, :O)

[MinuteGal]

THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS (revised and extended)

On the twelve days of Christmas our Rummy gave the Press

A Teddy in a pier tree

Two peacenik doves

Three French chickens

Four appalling Byrds

Five gold-en zings.....Fa, La, La, La

Six Deans a-creeping

Seven Daschles weeping

Eight Freepers freeping

Nine darling Drudges

Ten far-right judges

Eleven Courics piping

Twelve Clintons swiping

And a Teddy in a pier tree

Fa, La, La.

Leni

[SpookBrat]

Good morning everyone. I prefer books myself for Christmas. You can never go wrong with Amazon.

[SpookBrat]

I can tell you right now, it will be a woman who wins today. Men can't shop. They'll wait until 9:55 tonight, run out to Google image search and grab what's left on the shelves.

LMBO

[SpookBrat]

A Bush 2004 election pin would look very nice on their jacket. A gift they will treasure for a lifetime.

[longfellow]

Boy Laura Bush looks sexy in that xmas photo! thank God we have a real woman for a first lady again!

[Aquamarine]

Love the pledge graphic, did you make that?
Another great contest thread.

How bout Rummy gives the members of the liberal press a one way ticket to the moon for Christmas? :)

[Calpernia]

On the fourth day of Christmas, Secretary Rumsfield gave his beloved crop of youngsters in the Pentagon press room...

Full Straight Jackets! circa 1900. "Though they look like an implement of torture designed in the Dark Ages, there are times when it looks like God's protective arm is around you."

Since the press has found that public could be swayed in a predictable fashion by the information they disseminate on society, they are now, nothing more than an outlet for terrorist information.

So, this Christmas, this gift of a straight jacket is to remind the press and media to excercise restraint with their reporting fashion, methods and information.

And good morning to the Finest!

[iceskater]

As Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz said, "if I only had a brain." So, my suggestion is for Rummy to give the press corps brain transplants.

Oh, and I love the skating Santa!!!

[MinuteGal]

Rummy should give each presstitute a Hillary gingerbread girl cookie on a string.

The card should read "Hang me on your Christmas tree".

[lonestar]

My suggestion is---

1.Frontal lobotomies

2. Squirrels

3. Fleas

Weinie

[deadhead]

"Whatever will Rummy get for the press corps?"

Rummy to press corps: "You want her you got her"
"And I am buying you all a one way ticket to Freeper Island."
"Freepers will show you the "right" way."

Rummy to deadhead: "You're Welcome, doing what is best for America."

"Merry Christmas"

[MinuteGal]

Thanks for the fun contest and all the work you put into it, Free.

Congratulations to SpookBrat and xp38 for such terrific entries.

I chose the Rumsfield talking doll, of course. To this Rummy fan, it will be like an Oscar statuette displayed on my shelf of Freeper memorabilia. Hot diggety!

Leni