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A Few Of FR's Finest....Every Day....12-02-03...Holiday Contest Thread: Rumsfield Doll
12/02/003
| FreeTheHostages
Posted on 12/01/2003 9:08:20 PM PST by FreeTheHostages
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To: Pippin
I'm having so much fun shopping. ROFL I need to do school but I can't tear myself away from the mall.
The Press needs an apron as they are cooking up their lies.
61
posted on
12/02/2003 6:54:41 AM PST
by
SpookBrat
(I would rather eat fire ants than listen to liberals vomit their putrefied tofu.)
To: SpookBrat
If Daisy becomes a member of the Republican Party we'll have to get a bigger mailbox for all the junk mail!
To: MeeknMing
When the press is at the conference, someone needs to go outside in the parking lot and slap this one on the back of their cars
Or how about this one?
63
posted on
12/02/2003 7:01:21 AM PST
by
SpookBrat
(I would rather eat fire ants than listen to liberals vomit their putrefied tofu.)
To: Aquamarine
Well, why can't Daisy vote? Liberal dogs vote, don't ya know? Haven't you heard?
64
posted on
12/02/2003 7:02:32 AM PST
by
SpookBrat
(I would rather eat fire ants than listen to liberals vomit their putrefied tofu.)
To: lonestar; FreeTheHostages; jwfiv; Billie; Pippin; Libertina; JohnHuang2; Aquamarine; ST.LOUIE1; ...
On the fourth day of Christmas, Secretary Rumsfield gave his beloved crop of youngsters in the Pentagon press room...
Full Straight Jackets! circa 1900. "Though they look like an implement of torture designed in the Dark Ages, there are times when it looks like God's protective arm is around you."
Since the press has found that public could be swayed in a predictable fashion by the information they disseminate on society, they are now, nothing more than an outlet for terrorist information.
So, this Christmas, this gift of a straight jacket is to remind the press and media to excercise restraint with their reporting fashion, methods and information.
And good morning to the Finest!
65
posted on
12/02/2003 7:02:43 AM PST
by
Calpernia
(Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does.)
To: FreeTheHostages; MeeknMing; Billie; Calpernia; SpookBrat; All
ALL RIGHT!
HEEEEEREEEE It COMES!!!!!
10. Dubya in a flightsuit doll for each (Ann Coulter doll for the guys) :O)
09. Free tickets to get "Hannitized" by Sean
08. A Huge heaping helping of crow to celebrate Bush's victory next November
07. This one's especially for Petah Jennings: Free one-way ticket back to Canada. (All others get free one-way tickets to Tehran)
06. Guys: A date with Ann Coulter; Gals: A date with Rush Limbaugh
05. Autographed photo of Rummy singing "To the Right"
04. Video of Hillary Clinton eating crow (PRECIOUS)
03. Latest CD of Dixie Chicks/Saddem Hussien hits.
02. Hairpeace for James Carville
01. Front seat tickets to Bush,s second inaugeration!
66
posted on
12/02/2003 7:04:03 AM PST
by
Pippin
( "We did not charge hundreds of miles into the heart of Iraq..only to retreat before a band of thugs)
To: SpookBrat
HEH! HEH! HEH!
67
posted on
12/02/2003 7:04:49 AM PST
by
Pippin
( "We did not charge hundreds of miles into the heart of Iraq..only to retreat before a band of thugs)
To: SpookBrat; FreeTheHostages; Calpernia; Chad Fairbanks
Just saw where Chad Fairbanks beat me to the one way ticket to the moon idea. :(
So how bout giving the liberal press the first trip to Mars for an extended visit? :)
To: MeeknMing
Bump! Bump! Bump!
69
posted on
12/02/2003 7:13:21 AM PST
by
Calpernia
(Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does.)
To: Pippin
02. Hairpeace for James Carville LMBO! ROFL! Good one.
70
posted on
12/02/2003 7:13:50 AM PST
by
SpookBrat
(I would rather eat fire ants than listen to liberals vomit their putrefied tofu.)
To: Pippin
{{{Pips}}}!
71
posted on
12/02/2003 7:13:56 AM PST
by
Calpernia
(Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does.)
To: The Mayor; GailA; MeeknMing
Thanks for the coffee!
72
posted on
12/02/2003 7:14:57 AM PST
by
Calpernia
(Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does.)
To: MinuteGal
La la la la!
73
posted on
12/02/2003 7:16:05 AM PST
by
Calpernia
(Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does.)
To: GailA
Bump and ROFL!
74
posted on
12/02/2003 7:16:45 AM PST
by
Calpernia
(Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does.)
To: FreeTheHostages
As Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz said, "if I only had a brain." So, my suggestion is for Rummy to give the press corps brain transplants.
Oh, and I love the skating Santa!!!
75
posted on
12/02/2003 7:16:57 AM PST
by
iceskater
(....and when h*ll freezes over, I'll skate there, too.)
To: SpookBrat
That is great! Where did you find those? Or did you make that in photoshop?
76
posted on
12/02/2003 7:17:31 AM PST
by
Calpernia
(Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does.)
To: Long Cut; thumperusn
Good morning and welcome!
Thank you for your services!
77
posted on
12/02/2003 7:19:26 AM PST
by
Calpernia
(Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does.)
To: Pippin; FreeTheHostages
Pips would also like to provide an appropriate reading room for the raw sewerage the press writes.
78
posted on
12/02/2003 7:21:48 AM PST
by
Calpernia
(Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does.)
To: Pippin
Bump! to Pips!!!!
79
posted on
12/02/2003 7:26:16 AM PST
by
Calpernia
(Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does.)
To: FreeTheHostages
Rummy should give each presstitute a Hillary gingerbread girl cookie on a string.
The card should read "Hang me on your Christmas tree".
80
posted on
12/02/2003 7:36:27 AM PST
by
MinuteGal
(Start saving your pesos for "FReeps Ahoy 3" in spring. Give each other a cruise for Christmas!)
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