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Ladies, take a number
The Washington Times ^
| 1 Dec 03
| Jennifer Harper
Posted on 12/01/2003 6:55:44 AM PST by .cnI redruM
Edited on 07/12/2004 4:10:57 PM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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Democratic presidential hopeful Rep. Dennis J. Kucinich continues to court romance, feeding the media buzz that has followed him since he shared fantasies about his ideal "first lady" during a New Hampshire campaign debate.
"I have been hearing from a lot of people," the congressman from Ohio told ABC yesterday. "I'm amazed by it all. It's like
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TOPICS: Extended News; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Ohio
KEYWORDS: 2004; bwahahahaha; kucinich
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I feel sorry for Kucinich. Out of my remorse, I've decided to write him a new campaign theme song. Here goes....
Who can take Cleveland run it into the ground? Make them elect Republicans to turn the mess around.
Kucinich can, Kucinich can He took the brown acid Back at Woodstock and now his world tastes good.
Who wants Lady Starwind TO be Secretary of Peace? Who would throttle taxpayers and give them no relief?
Kucinich can, Kucinich can He took the brown acid Back at Woodstock and now his world tastes good.
Who has the ladies lined up around the block? To laugh their a---- off at a reject from Woodstock!
Kucinich can, Kucinich can He took the brown acid Back at Woodstock and now his world tastes good.
To: .cnI redruM
Sing to the tune of Candyman.
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posted on
12/01/2003 6:56:29 AM PST
by
.cnI redruM
(The social agenda of the Democratic Party reminds me of a creepy XXX fetish show.)
To: .cnI redruM
There's something about middle age bachelors that are a bit creepy. I'm not talking about widowed or divorced guys, but guys that have never been married. You know what i'm talkin bout.
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posted on
12/01/2003 6:58:45 AM PST
by
exile
(Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
To: .cnI redruM
According to numerous press reports, Mr. Kucinich already has a longtime girlfriend — Croatian-born employment lawyer Yelena Boxer, who inspired him to become a vegan eight years ago. OK Denny, let's make a deal: I vote for you, you eat this:
To: Slings and Arrows
Oh yes, the huge steak. Is that in Amarillo? I remember seeing a huge billboard for it on I40.
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posted on
12/01/2003 7:13:47 AM PST
by
.cnI redruM
(The social agenda of the Democratic Party reminds me of a creepy XXX fetish show.)
To: .cnI redruM
72 Oz. steak -- free if you can eat it all in an hour.
Egad....
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posted on
12/01/2003 7:19:24 AM PST
by
r9etb
To: .cnI redruM
To: Slings and Arrows
Is that the 52 oz porterhouse ?
To: Slings and Arrows
The steak or the chick?
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posted on
12/01/2003 7:27:14 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(PROUDLY POSTING WITHOUT READING THE ARTICLE SINCE 1999 !)
To: Lazamataz
I suspect that Dennis is in the closet, so he's likely to pass on both...
10
posted on
12/01/2003 7:35:43 AM PST
by
general_re
(Knife goes in, guts come out! That's what Osaka Food Concern is all about!)
To: exile
Dennis has been divorced twice, but he's still creepy.
To: Eric in the Ozarks
It is actually a 72oz (4.5lb) roast and all the trimmings.
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posted on
12/01/2003 7:38:31 AM PST
by
DonnerT
(Rinos are Jackasses in Elephant drag!)
To: DonnerT
I was sworn in as an honorary Texan back in the 70s but I'm not sure I could eat all that.
To: hellinahandcart
Ladies, take a number OK, I'll take 5,225,254.
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posted on
12/01/2003 7:48:23 AM PST
by
LisaMalia
(Buckeye Fan since birth!!)
To: hellinahandcart
I find it hard to believe that this Alfalfa (from the Little Rascals) look alike found two women stupid enough to marry him.
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posted on
12/01/2003 7:49:15 AM PST
by
exile
(Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
To: .cnI redruM
VERSE 1
Who can take Cleveland
run it into the ground?
Make them elect Republicans
to turn the mess around.
CHORUS
Kucinich can, Kucinich can
He took the brown acid
Back at Woodstock
and now his world tastes good.
VERSE2
Who wants Lady Starwind
TO be Secretary of Peace?
Who would throttle taxpayers
and give them no relief?
CHORUS
VERSE 3
Who has the ladies
lined up around the block?
To laugh their a---- off
at a reject from Woodstock!
CHORUS
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posted on
12/01/2003 7:59:20 AM PST
by
.cnI redruM
(At the core, beneath a thin veneer of socialization, we are still salacious monkeys.)
To: .cnI redruM
At least Comrade Kucinich is going to get the Booby Prize!
Pray for GW and the Truth
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posted on
12/01/2003 8:39:05 AM PST
by
bray
(The Wicked Witch of NY is Melting!)
To: bray
If he gets any further behind in fund raising, he'll start filming porno. It would only help him with the Democratic Party base voters.
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posted on
12/01/2003 8:42:14 AM PST
by
.cnI redruM
(At the core, beneath a thin veneer of socialization, we are still salacious monkeys.)
To: .cnI redruM
Hot?!? Ummmmmm....well if you like tree-hugging vegan girlie men, than this may be true...yikes!
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posted on
12/01/2003 8:51:38 AM PST
by
all4one
To: hellinahandcart
I can't imagine anyone doing the nasty with him, let alone marrying him once, let alone twice. Just the thought has made me lose my sex drive for at least a year or so... < /shudder>
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posted on
12/01/2003 9:46:16 AM PST
by
NYC GOP Chick
(Clinton Legacy = 16-acre hole in the ground in lower Manhattan)
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