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Mark Morford: Be Thankful You're Not Dubya (because then I'd be lusting after YOU)
San Francisco Chronicle ^
| Wednesday, November 26, 2003
| Mark Morford; Not Much To Be Thankful For
Posted on 11/26/2003 9:03:48 AM PST by presidio9
Edited on 04/13/2004 2:44:59 AM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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This Thanksgiving, as you sip the wine and hug the family and toast the friends and hoard the stuffing and curse the airport security, remember to give thanks you are not G.W. Bush. Hey, it's important.
1) Be thankful that you do not have to suffer Dubya's massive crushing karmic burden, as wrought by inflicting heaps of environmental disaster and vicious unnecessary war and a stunning string of lies lies lies like a firehose of giblet gravy splattered all over the planet.
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To: Denver Ditdat
madder than a queer with a mouthful of farts. ROFLMAO!
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posted on
11/26/2003 10:48:18 AM PST
by
bassmaner
(Let's take the word "liberal" back from the commies!!)
To: presidio9
Be thankful you are not as screwed up as Mark Morford.
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posted on
11/26/2003 11:50:46 AM PST
by
finnman69
(cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
To: presidio9
11) Molly Ivins. Gore Vidal. Michiko Kakutani. David Foster Wallace. Don DeLillo. Maureen Dowd. Caroline Myss. W.G. Sebald. Tom Robbins. Starhawk. William Rivers Pitt. Rob Brezny. David Attenborough. Dave Eggers. Joseph Campbell. Lewis Lapham. Haruki Murakami. Katha Pollitt. Et al. Thank you. Nuts, fruits and kooks OH MY!
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posted on
11/26/2003 11:57:10 AM PST
by
finnman69
(cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
To: ArrogantBustard
More photos for Mark....
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posted on
11/26/2003 12:00:25 PM PST
by
finnman69
(cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
To: presidio9
After reading MM's polemic, I truly understand what "concentred in oneself" means.
To: Old Professer
"a stunning string of lies..."
The only string involved here is the one that hangs from Miss Morford's thighs 5 days out of the month.
To: presidio9
Marky is depressed he can't have the homely looking Bush to himself. LOL
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posted on
11/26/2003 2:57:20 PM PST
by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
To: presidio9
This article is such a load of crap it hardly warrents a response except to say; this guy should be thankful for free speech!
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posted on
11/26/2003 3:26:29 PM PST
by
Lucky2
(Before I die, I want Bill and Hillary tried for treason and jailed for life for their crimes.)
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