Family: Jackson will turn himself in tommorrow (despite promising to Sheriff to do it today)

Drudge Report ^ | 19 NOV 03 | dcbryan1

[DCBryan1]

Jackson to turn himself in tommorrow (20 NOV 03) according to family. This is despite the recent reports from other news agencies that he assured Sherrifs' office that he would surrender immediately upon landing in Santa Barbara after returning from Las Vegas.

[fortunecookie]

Sorry about the dub (178-179), those darn computer problems...

[LisaMalia]

I mean the one posted above.

[reagan_fanatic]

In other news, Mermaid Man, legendary superhero of Spongebob Squarepants fame, filed suit in a California court Wednesday charging Michael Jackson with nasal trademark infringement..

[NRA2BFree]

Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?

It's called "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing".

LOL! That's hysterical.

[WackyKat]

I am not an African American...however, at this time I would like to apologise, in behalf of all of my African American friends, for this discussion. Thank you.

Huh?

Isn't that like saying "I am not a member of Democratic Underground, but I would like to apologize on their behalf for any stupid things they have said that I do not agree with"?

[uvular]

Can you see him even going through taking the mug shot?

According to Tom Friedman on Fox, MJ has financial problems. Is Michael going to have to get a 2nd mortgage on the white elephant of NeverLand?

MJ testified in some trial against him a while back. He came on crutches one day, and iirc, he did alot of stuff to delay his testimony. Think the lawsuit was for MJ not honoring a concert he was to perform or something along that line. Can you imagine what antics he would pull if he goes through a trial for this? He'd be in the hospital every other day.

[WackyKat]

Can you imagine what antics he would pull if he goes through a trial for this? He'd be in the hospital every other day.

No kidding. It will be a circus that will make the OJ trial pale in comparison.

At least now the Peterson and Kobe trials will mercifully fade into the background for a while.

[valleygal]

LOL...the Child Catcher from "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"!

My mom used to wake us up for schoolwhen I was little by turning on the lights and saying, "Uppy Duppy, Kiddie Winkies, Schooly, Wooly"....Man, how I hated that! It's got to be a British saying (she's a Brit)!

MJ even looks like Robert Helpmann, LOL!

[Barnacle]

Jackson will turn himself in tommorrow (despite promising to Sheriff to do it today

Here we go again.

[WackyKat]

LOL...the Child Catcher from "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"!

I know some restaurants and movie theaters that could use that guy's services.

[xp38]

Isn't he an alien? Can't he just beam-up?

Perhaps the mothership is out of beaming range. It happened often as a plot device on Star Trek.

[valleygal]

LOL, I know what you mean. But that child cathcer in the movie used to creep me out.

[LisaMalia]

No, not the same thing.

[valleygal]

cathcer=catcher. Typing with my gloves on again.

[Barnacle]

I heard that one of those people is actually a man.

[softengine]

OMG! Someone tell me how they can NOT know how absolutely freakish they look?

[Slings and Arrows]

LOL! I remember Jackson claiming that Tommy Mottola was a racist - and the charge was denied by none other than AL SHARPTON! When Al Sharpton won't call a white guy a racist...well, that dog ain't gonna hunt!

[softengine]

I just have no words. MikeWUSAF posts that gruesome quasi-porn deposition, the pictures, and now the BET excerps.

I am ill now.

[Sabertooth]

Heck, the guy will probably get off with a hung jury anyway, why run?

Heck, he'll probably get off with a hung cell block.

[buffyt]

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