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Morford: Attack Of The Killer Porn (BushCo's Protection from Pornography Week)
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Wednesday, November 5, 2003 | Mark Morford, Looks For Porn Stars That Resemble Bush

Posted on 11/05/2003 10:14:01 AM PST by presidio9

Edited on 04/13/2004 2:44:40 AM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]

Porn is, in fact, icky bad gross blasphemous sacrilegious and totally comedogenic, and looks awful with the couch and never ever calls, and leaves the seat up, and never does the dishes, and Makes Mommy resentful and Timmy cry and Daddy spend 14 hours a day glued to assbuffet.com as he maxes out the family MasterCard on rubber-fetish DVDs and nipple clips. This much everyone knows.


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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Government; Miscellaneous; Philosophy; Politics/Elections; US: California
KEYWORDS: antibush; antichristian; assbandit; bushbashing; culturewar; gayporn; hideyergerbils; homosexualagenda; karlrovesucking; kiddiepornisok; mancrushonbush; morford; pornaddict; usefulidiot
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To: AdamSelene235
"Is this guy using the same Constitution I'm using?"

I suppose it is the same Constitution that allowed a sitting President to make Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year's Day and so forth national holidays. The same Constitution that allowed February to be officially named Black History month.

If that is the constitution you're using, then yes, it is the same constitution.

21 posted on 11/05/2003 10:34:53 AM PST by MEGoody
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To: presidio9
Or that the combined subscriber base of Penthouse and Playboy exceeds that of Newsweek and Time.

Can someone verify this? I seriously doubt that this is true.

I am not sure about now, since Penthouse has hit the skids, but until about 5 years ago, they had the two largest subscriber bases of any magazine.

So9

22 posted on 11/05/2003 10:38:14 AM PST by Servant of the 9 (I am not reptilian, I just have a low basal metabloism.)
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To: Just another Joe
I mean, c'mon, you have one of the herd so why pay for milk?

In the interest of fair play I submit the female version of this old joke that I heard on the radio this am:

8 oz of sausage is not worth buying the whole pig.

Thank you.

23 posted on 11/05/2003 10:38:16 AM PST by Grit (Tolerance for all but the intolerant...and those who tolerate intolerance etc etc)
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To: WackyKat
That is about the most unreadable column I have ever seen. Drive-by-trolls here on FR can write more coherent rants than this.
24 posted on 11/05/2003 10:39:57 AM PST by Grit (Tolerance for all but the intolerant...and those who tolerate intolerance etc etc)
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To: MEGoody
I don't know about you, but by the time I got to the second paragraph I found myself reading it in a lispy kind of way.

Highly ironic that in a city where UCSF researchers have found that twelve percent of urban gay and bisexual men have attempted suicide in their lifetime, a rate three times higher than the overall rate forAmerican adult males, we're being told how "often exceedingly sexy and fun" ponography is.

26 posted on 11/05/2003 10:46:52 AM PST by robertpaulsen
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To: presidio9
This Morford clown is a complete asshole (note the bold and omission of the '$$'), but he makes a point. Pornography, sick as some of it may be, is protected speech under the 1st Amendment, and as such should not subjected to the implied threat of government censorship, as evidenced by the declaration of a 'Protection from Pornography Week'.
27 posted on 11/05/2003 10:47:32 AM PST by bassmaner (Let's give the word "Nazi" back to the commies!!)
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To: AdamSelene235; wardaddy; sit-rep
Stroke of the ......pen.......law of the land. Kewl......

Stay Safe !

28 posted on 11/05/2003 10:51:07 AM PST by Squantos (Support Mental Health !........OR I"LL KILL YOU !!!!)
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To: AdamSelene235
Penthouse is dead.
29 posted on 11/05/2003 10:52:07 AM PST by buwaya
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To: Just another Joe
I mean, c'mon, you have one of the herd so why pay for milk?

I think you answered your own question right there. It's usually because she's started to look like a cow.

30 posted on 11/05/2003 10:59:08 AM PST by presidio9 (a new birth of Freedom)
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To: presidio9
If I was in the porn industry, I would be all for Protection From Porn Week.

I assume it's the "forbidden fruit" aspect that, in part, generates so many $$$ for them.

31 posted on 11/05/2003 10:59:16 AM PST by gdani
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To: presidio9

Look. Of course hardcore porn can be dangerous to young children. Or course it can be overly explicit and hollow and is absolutely not for kids or even certain priests. This is not an argument.

Actually, this is the argument. Morford glosses over the very real problem of exposing children to porn. More and more young eyeballs are being exposed, and it is not a fleeting glimpse or happenstance. The constant barrage of pornographic images in our entertainment and advertising culture causes real developmental changes in immature minds. Civilization itself is in many ways defined by the accepted restraints or parameters of the sex drive. Where these parameters are is the heart of the argument.

32 posted on 11/05/2003 11:00:35 AM PST by JmyBryan
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To: presidio9
I think a gerbil burrowed its way up into his head.
33 posted on 11/05/2003 11:00:44 AM PST by ThreeYearLurker
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To: bassmaner
is protected speech under the 1st Amendment, and as such should not subjected to the implied threat of government censorship, as evidenced by the declaration of a 'Protection from Pornography Week'.

I'm hoping Ashcroft will stop at putting dresses on classical nude statues, but I'm afraid a "Decency Crusade" is about to begin.

34 posted on 11/05/2003 11:03:29 AM PST by WackyKat
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To: MEGoody
"After all, porn ruins families. And communities. And children."

It does indeed.


How so?
35 posted on 11/05/2003 11:08:56 AM PST by Jadge
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To: WackyKat
I'm hoping Ashcroft will stop at putting dresses on classical nude statues, but I'm afraid a "Decency Crusade" is about to begin.

My favorite thing about the porn industry is its effect on liberals. It has them litterally coming and going. On the one hand, "it's degrading to women." On the other hand, "it's empowering to women. Which is why most liberals leave it alone and it is left to skeevebags like Larry Flint, Al Goldstein, and, yes, Ms Morford to celebrate the industry. Good for you Mark. Your company suits you.

36 posted on 11/05/2003 11:11:52 AM PST by presidio9 (a new birth of Freedom)
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To: presidio9
"...on rubber-fetish DVDs and nipple clips."

Morford is just describing the contents of his sock drawer. This "man" is seriously deranged.

37 posted on 11/05/2003 11:15:21 AM PST by jjm2111
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To: presidio9
Can someone verify this? I seriously doubt that this is true.

Especially since Penthouse has gone into bankruptcy because of...declining circulation.

38 posted on 11/05/2003 11:16:21 AM PST by Poohbah ("Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?" -- Major Vic Deakins, USAF)
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To: mountaineer
assbuffet.com

Morford prolly clicked on "Favorites" for ideas.

39 posted on 11/05/2003 11:17:09 AM PST by jjm2111
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To: Poohbah
"Especially since Penthouse has gone into bankruptcy because of...declining circulation."

Oh. My. God. That is so awful. You and my Dad would get along really well.

40 posted on 11/05/2003 11:22:23 AM PST by jjm2111
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