Posted on 10/15/2003 11:54:03 AM PDT by Constitution Day
Yes, you read the thread title correctly. - CD
De clunibus magnis amandis oratio
Mixaloti equitis
mehercle!
(By Hercules!)
Rebecca, ecce! tantae clunes isti sunt!
(Rebecca, behold! Such large buttocks she has!)
amica esse videtur istorum hominum rhythmicorum.
(She appears to be a girlfriend of one of those rhythmic-oration people.)
sed, ut scis,
(But, as you know)
quis homines huiusmodi intellegere potest?
(Who can understand persons of this sort?)
colloquuntur equidem cum ista eo tantum, quod scortum perfectum esse videtur.
(Verily, they converse with her for this reason only, namely, that she appears to be a complete whore.)
clunes, aio, maiores esse!
(Her buttocks, I say, are rather large!)
nec possum credere quam rotondae sint.
(Nor am I able to believe how round they are.)
en! quam exstant! nonne piget te earum?
(Lo! How they stand forth! Do they not disgust you?)
ecce mulier Aethiops!
(Behold the black woman!)
magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
(Large buttocks are pleasing to me, nor am I able to lie concerning this matter.)
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur,
(For who, colleagues, would not admit,)
cum puella incedit minore medio corpore
(Whenever a girl comes by with a rather small middle part of the body)
sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos
(Beneath which is an obvious spherical mass, that it inflames the spirits)... (more at link above)
Original "Baby Got Back" lyrics
very appropriate addition to this thread!
Indeed!
“Autem, non ut magnus ut meus uxor”.
Very funny!
I was hoping you would post that!
I just noticed the little cat in harm’s way at the foot of the bed!
Good eye!
I didn’t notice that either, the rest of the painting is kind of...distracting. LOL
It has a definite focal point.
"Baby Got Back": Sir Mix-A-Lot with the Seattle Symphony
Yes. You read that correctly.
Sir Mix-A-Lot performs this song in front of a live symphony orchestra with a whole bunch of white women (most of them are, anyway) shaking their booties.
I can't decide whether I should laugh, or weep for our society.
Yikes.
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