ZOT!!! I am a dim troll, who likes to play on electrical pylons.

J. Random Luser, as told to Reddy Kilozot.

[Callimaco]

I have no life. This is a cry for help.

[tiamat]

LOL!

[SuperSonic]

[Rebelbase]

I want you.

[Rightly Biased]

For later home viewing

[Slings and Arrows]

They're playing your song...

[cowboyway]

His finger is in the ground hole. Result: no-no shocky.

[phancypants]

Please keep the cork on the fork...

[freedumb2003]

Paved over in the best tradition.

Jeeze, since BuckHead the neighborhood has more trolls than an episode of LOTR!

[Darksheare]

Local H - BOUND FOR THE FLOOR

Born to be down
I've learned all my lessons before now
Born to be down
I think you'll get used to it

And you just don't get it
you keep it copacetic
And you learn to accept it
You know it's so pathetic


Born to be down
I think that I've said this before now
Born to be down
What good is confidence?

And you just don't get it
you keep it copacetic
And you learn to accept it
You know it's so pathetic
and you don't

[Darksheare]

Metallica -No Leaf Clover

And it feels right this time
On this crash course we're in the big time
Pay no mind to the distant thunder
Beauty fills his head with wonder, boy....

Says it feels right this time
Turn around, found new high lights
Good day to be alive Sir
Good day to be alive, he said.....

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel
is just a freight train coming your way
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel
is just the freight train coming your way

Don't it feel right like this
All the pieces fall to his wish
Suck up for that quick reward boy
Suck up for that quick reward they said.....

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel
is just a freight train coming your way
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel
is just the freight train coming your way......
It's coming your way
It's coming your way......
Here comes

Yeah, Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel
Is just a freight train coming your way.... Yeah...
Then it comes to be, Yeah...
Then it comes to be, Yeah...
Then it comes to be, Yeah...
Then it comes to be, Yeah...
Then it comes to be, Yeah...
Then it comes to be, Yeah...
Then it comes to be, Yeah...
Then it comes to be, Yeah

[Lady Jag]

His finger is in the ground hole. Result: no-no shocky.

Pardon me, pardner, but I would like to refrain from directly responding to that at this moment.

[cowboyway]

Refrain away.

[Lady Jag]

Refrain.

Would you like to swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off than you are
Or would you rather be a mule

A mule is an animal with long funny ears
Kicks up at anything he hears
His back is brawny but his brain is weak
He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak
And by the way, if you hate to go to school
You may grow up to be a mule

[cowboyway]

Mule skinner blues.

[TBarnett34]

Idiot.

[Norski]

Doug? Ray? Is that you? Are you still raising Tilapia in a Biosphere? From "Minto".

[big'ol_freeper]

Hey Dumba$$, thanks for stopping in. Now get your dumb a$$ out of here!!