AMERICA - The Right Way!! (Day 979) [Davis Death Watch - 11 Days to Go!]

Various News Sources and FReepers | September 26, 2003 | All of Us

[Molly Pitcher]

Okay....you've cleared it up!

Really, I watch so little non-news/baseball tv, that it doesn't take much to send my brain whirring off in utter confusion.

So...ABG, when you mention David Caruso....??? But it's all right: you don't have to explain further:-))

[Jemian]

Yes, actually, the youngest and LD look VERY MUCH alike and they sound alike too.

I wasn't willing to fork out extra bucks to have these experiences but yes I am camera shy. It does have to do with a perception of my appearance. It has been only recently that I've been compared to an attractive celebrity. When in high school I was told, "you're so ugly your mama has to tie a pork chop around your leg so dogs would play with you." Then for a month or so people began calling me, "Pork chop." Yes, it was really cruel.

Don't feel sorry for me. That was many years ago and I have triumphed. While no one should have to endure that sort of thing, I did. I am stronger and much more independent than I ever would have without that refining trial. Still, I carry some baggage of that experience with me. One of the manifestations is that I do not like to have my picture taken. Another is gleefully enjoying some revenge. I am far more attractive now than I was then and most of them AREN'T! HA!

[Bitwhacker]

David Caruso screen test/sample dialogue:

"You OK?"
"I'm OK..."
"You sure?"
"Yeah, I'm OK."
"You really sure? Because if you're not OK, I am gonna bust some heads."
"Nah, I'm OK. Really."

[Dog]

:-)

[Bitwhacker]

Yes, actually, the youngest and LD look VERY MUCH alike and they sound alike too.

OMG!!! Say it ain't so, Jemian: that cloning has been achieved in the Far East!!!!!! ;-)

[Molly Pitcher]

So I'm not missing much?????!!!

[Jemian]

Ashley Wilkes will be cooked before Iowa e

Hold the phone... someone actually named their child Ashley Wilkes? Good grief. Is his wife named Melanie?

[Dog]

Phillies didn't make the playoffs.......:-(

[LionsDaughter]

We don't sound exactly the same. Dad told me I have a more lilt-y voice. I am still trying very hard not to preen. ; )

[Bitwhacker]

NOPE!

His biggest line to date a la Miami CSI (In his BEST 120-lb tough-guy voice):

"When people like you come to town, Miami never closes."

He makes me want to slit my wrists.....;-)

[Jemian]

Definitely NOT cloned. The youngest came about in the usual fashion. I know, same old boring story, but it works.

It is hard to believe they're six years apart.

[Jemian]

You do so sound alike. Your dad is wrong. Again.

[Bitwhacker]

The REAL question is: which one is gonna get rich quick and take care o' momma????? ;-)

[Jemian]

Jemians Terror will. LD is an english major. That means she'll be the best educated Wal-Mart greeter.

[gulfcoast6]

Crab legs, just got a invitation to go to one of the casinos and eat crab legs. Course they will have shrimp, steak, and all the rest. Before her death Treva and I use to eat the casinos all the time and now its a rare occiasion for me to go to one for any reason.

[Dog]

Hahahaha!

[Jemian]

Have a good dinner.

[Dog]

Go ahead and go Toby... enjoy yourself.

[ABG(anybody but Gore)]

The ax is already falling in some towns, my guess is that Joe Torre goes down if (CENSORED) loses to the Twins or, God forbid, the Red Sox: Reports: White Sox to fire Manuel

[Bitwhacker]

GC, go for it!!! Sounds great!