Posted on 08/17/2003 2:08:54 PM PDT by freepatriot32
1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.
2. The new girl in my office is a real beauty, and a stripper too, I invited her over for dinner on Friday.
3. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.
4. Bar food again! Kick a--.
5. I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.
6. That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her.
7. Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore.
8. I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want'em?
9. It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.
10. Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Stephanie's bare a--.
11. My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for you and your friends.
12. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.
13. Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and beer.
14. You are so much smarter than my father.
15. If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch football.
16. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
17. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
18. You're so sexy when you're hung over.
19. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
20. Let's subscribe to Hustler.
21. I'll be out painting the house.
22. I love it when you ride your Harley, I just wish you had more time to ride.
23. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!
24. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.
25. Your mother is way better than mine.
26. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself something.
27. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire.
28. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings.
29. Look! My a-- is fatter than yours!
30. Let's get rid of my friends and keep all of yours.
LOL!
Me, too! Or a John Wayne movie. And substitute wine for beer (with 7-Up, before 5:00 p.m.)
And I don't like jewelry, and I have a total of six pairs of shoes (sneakers, sandals, off-white pumps, black pumps, Nocona boots, house slippers), and I love to go fishing and take care of the babies while the Net-knight does Scout stuff. And I'll happily read a book or do crafts while he plays Zoo Tycoon for hours. And he picked out the floors and carpeting for our new house ...
I guess there's just something wrong with me.
Bleah! Only if you think throwing up is better than "Stargate."
I guess there's just something wrong with me.
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If it's wrong with you, then I'm all wrong too!
LOL!
I had forgotten about John Wayne movies.... they will do as well.....
Tia
Actually, porn is just a prelude to something better, anyway....... I'd hate to get engrossed in a good sci-fi movie and miss it!
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Hey, Cowboy, if you're with the right person that will NEVER happen!
I see movies as something to do "in between rounds"!
;-)
Tia
Said it. I admire beauty whether it is male or female.
It will not, however be followed by, "Why don't you go get to know her," unless the guy is only a friend and I am trying to find someone for him.
That's the reason I look at the length of the movie before I rent it.
It's amazing how few movies they make that are less than thirty minutes long.
Red
That's the reason I look at the length of the movie before I rent it. It's amazing how few movies they make that are less than thirty minutes long.
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LOL!
I have never researched that! These are indeed tough noogies!
Tia
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