Don't Fear the FReeper

LonePalm's Fertile Imagination | 8/7/2003 | LonePalm

[LonePalm]

DON’T FEAR THE FREEPER
by BLUE OYSTER CULT
Parody by LonePalm
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DU swine have come
Here but now they're gone
Pubbies don’t fear the Freeper
But to the Demos we are a pain…we won’t be like they are
Come on baby...don’t fear the Freeper
Baby take my sign...don’t fear the Freeper
We'll be able to post...don’t fear the Freeper
Baby it’s a plan...
(instrumental)

DU Swine are done
Here but now they're gone
(instrumental)
AdminMod and VikingKits
Save FR from disrupters... AdminMod and VikingKits
40,000 Freepers posting everyday...Like Registered and BillyBob
40,000 Freepers postin everyday...Such sublime happiness
Another 40,000 coming everyday...They can be like we are
Come on baby...don’t fear the Freeper
Baby register...don’t fear the Freeper
No more fundraisers...don’t fear the Freeper
Baby it’s a plan...

(instrumental)

Love of Libs is Pow’r.
States were blue now red
Came the last night of shouting
It was clear the Dems couldn't go on
Then the polls were open and the votes appeared
The people spoke and then disappeared
The curtains flew then George appeared...saying don't be afraid
Come on baby...and they had no fear
And they ran to him...then they started to fly
They looked backward and said goodbye...they had become like we are
They had taken our hand...they had become like we are
Come on baby...don’t fear the Freeper.

[musical_airman]

[RikaStrom]

18 months?

Good gravy! I have to get out of my cave more often!

[LonePalm]

The original post date is 7 August 2003.

Check out my FR homepage for more recent stuff.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[LibertarianInExile]

"Bobby, you're right - I am being selfish. But the last time I checked, we don't have a whole lot of songs that feature the cowbell."

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Christopher Walken:

Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout, feller! Sweet, sweet cow bell.

(Grooves out to melodious sounds of classic rock cow bell.)

[Mudboy Slim]

A song can NEVER have enuff cowbell fer...MUD