Don't Fear the FReeper

LonePalm's Fertile Imagination | 8/7/2003 | LonePalm

[LonePalm]

DON’T FEAR THE FREEPER
by BLUE OYSTER CULT
Parody by LonePalm
Click Here for .wav file

DU swine have come
Here but now they're gone
Pubbies don’t fear the Freeper
But to the Demos we are a pain…we won’t be like they are
Come on baby...don’t fear the Freeper
Baby take my sign...don’t fear the Freeper
We'll be able to post...don’t fear the Freeper
Baby it’s a plan...
(instrumental)

DU Swine are done
Here but now they're gone
(instrumental)
AdminMod and VikingKits
Save FR from disrupters... AdminMod and VikingKits
40,000 Freepers posting everyday...Like Registered and BillyBob
40,000 Freepers postin everyday...Such sublime happiness
Another 40,000 coming everyday...They can be like we are
Come on baby...don’t fear the Freeper
Baby register...don’t fear the Freeper
No more fundraisers...don’t fear the Freeper
Baby it’s a plan...

(instrumental)

Love of Libs is Pow’r.
States were blue now red
Came the last night of shouting
It was clear the Dems couldn't go on
Then the polls were open and the votes appeared
The people spoke and then disappeared
The curtains flew then George appeared...saying don't be afraid
Come on baby...and they had no fear
And they ran to him...then they started to fly
They looked backward and said goodbye...they had become like we are
They had taken our hand...they had become like we are
Come on baby...don’t fear the Freeper.

[LonePalm]

Link to an SNL skit with Blue Oyster Cult doing Don’t fear the Reaper [More cowbell]
Warning BIG download but FUNNY. (Bruce Dickinson warning) RIP Gene Frenkle 1950-2000.

Some of my previous efforts are here:
1. The Times it ain’t a changin’
2. What a Wonderful World
3. Uncle John’s Plan

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[LonePalm]

Friendly Ping

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[LonePalm]

Try again, Friendly Ping.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[LonePalm]

Parody Ping.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Eala]

Argh! Sorry, Argh - Arrrrgh! The link didn't seem to work. In any event, LonePalm, is it possible to get a low-quality but highly compressed version for those of us whose link to the world outside resolves to either:
- 12 MPH peak roadway speed through Seattle-lefty "roads are bad" traffic jams, or
- 26kbps on a dry (i.e. not much water on the wires) Seattle day?

(I'd like to play it for the Francophone goodwife, LibreOuMort...)

[LonePalm]

The link for the .wav file is http://www.halloweenmovies.com/sounds/reaper.mid

The link for the SNL skit is http://www.mknx.com/v/cowbell.wmv

Sorry about any problems

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[LonePalm]

Ma belle chéri,

Quelle dommage,
Je suis désole que tu nes pas cliquete dans ma chaînon.

Puis-je vous cuire une petite quelque chose? Chocolat?

Vous domestique,

'La bonne cuisine est la base du véritable bonheur.' - Auguste Escoffier
(Good food is the foundation of genuine happiness.)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[lara]

I love it. "Don't Fear the Reaper" has always been one of my favorite songs. At least the version without the cowbells.

[RikaStrom]

Oh now that is a sweet bit from your fertile imagination!

[dixie sass]

Bump, ping and well done Sir!

[theDentist]

cool!

[JustPiper]

Rock Ping!

[SunkenCiv]

old, but amusing.

[nutmeg]

I like it! :o)

[nutmeg]

Musical ping...

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Christopher Walken:

I have to be honest. It could use a little more cow bell.

(Glum expression.)

[RikaStrom]

hehe

Oh I like that one!

[LonePalm]

I wrote this 18 months ago.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Mudboy Slim]

Very well done, my FRiend...MUD

[LonePalm]

Thanks MUD. It means alot coming form you. Check out my FR home page. This was one of the early ones.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)