[LibertarianInExile]

"Bobby, you're right - I am being selfish. But the last time I checked, we don't have a whole lot of songs that feature the cowbell."

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Christopher Walken:

Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout, feller! Sweet, sweet cow bell.

(Grooves out to melodious sounds of classic rock cow bell.)