1 posted on
08/05/2003 9:10:21 AM PDT by
Xenalyte
To: humblegunner; Allegra; Flyer; Eaker; TheMom; Hegewisch Dupa; Tennessee_Bob; Sir Gawain; ...
Funny stuff ping!
2 posted on
08/05/2003 9:11:24 AM PDT by
Xenalyte
(I may not agree with your bumper sticker, but I'll defend to the death your right to stick it)
To: Admin Moderator
Whoops - might you move this to General Interest? My bad. Sorry 'bout that.
3 posted on
08/05/2003 9:11:50 AM PDT by
Xenalyte
(I may not agree with your bumper sticker, but I'll defend to the death your right to stick it)
To: Xenalyte
LOL...too funny!
4 posted on
08/05/2003 9:11:59 AM PDT by
mrs tiggywinkle
(I'm not new...just the screen name is new. :o))
To: Xenalyte
Thanks for the laugh!
5 posted on
08/05/2003 9:12:16 AM PDT by
NEWwoman
To: Xenalyte
I ansxiously await all the responses of people who cruise the threads so they can be offended by articles like this. Good luck! (I like this thread, some of these are hilarious)
To: Xenalyte
"No, your big fat ass makes your butt look big."
8 posted on
08/05/2003 9:13:15 AM PDT by
Cyber Liberty
(© 2003, Ravin' Lunatic since 4/98)
To: Xenalyte; Eaker
#14 should be #1.
Ping
11 posted on
08/05/2003 9:14:51 AM PDT by
thackney
To: Xenalyte
I think there's probably an even worse one than those:
No, dear. That dress doesn't make you look fat; it's your butt inside it that does that. :=)
15 posted on
08/05/2003 9:16:48 AM PDT by
Bob
To: Xenalyte
Actually, I kinda like #10! :D You know you're from the backwoods (or dating LEOs) when "looking like a pricey hooker" is good...
To: Xenalyte
Some endearing answers to questions women ask
"Does this make me look fat?"
Only through the body
Other guys like woment with big boobs - what do you like?
Big feet - that's why I like you.
20 posted on
08/05/2003 9:20:11 AM PDT by
from occupied ga
(Your government is your enemy, and Bush is no conservative)
To: Xenalyte
no honey, it doesn't make you look fat, just out of shape
That remark used to be safe, because I keep bugging her to work out,
spending $35.00 a month on a health club membership that never gets used.
21 posted on
08/05/2003 9:20:11 AM PDT by
vin-one
(I wish i had something clever to put in this tag)
To: Xenalyte
No honey, not near as much as that Hillerysque black pant suit!
24 posted on
08/05/2003 9:24:45 AM PDT by
aShepard
To: Xenalyte
IMHO, this is the funniest answer:
4. "Let me jog around to your front and take a look."
Funny to me because it reminds me of the old C&W song, "A'Hugging and A'Chalking". Probably no one in this crowd has ever heard of it!
25 posted on
08/05/2003 9:25:29 AM PDT by
Maria S
("This time I think the Americans are serious. Bush is not like Clinton. I think this is the end" Uda)
To: Xenalyte
28 posted on
08/05/2003 9:31:04 AM PDT by
JoeSixPack1
(POW/MIA - Bring 'em home, or send us back! Semper Fi)
To: Xenalyte
This is a trick question to which there is no correct answer!
31 posted on
08/05/2003 9:34:29 AM PDT by
HoustonCurmudgeon
(PEACE - Through Superior Firepower)
To: Xenalyte
There is no right answer to that question.
33 posted on
08/05/2003 9:36:11 AM PDT by
DannyTN
(Note left on my door by a pack of neighborhood dogs.)
To: Xenalyte
Ahhh...the question that strikes terror into the heart of many a strong man...
These are hilarious.
39 posted on
08/05/2003 11:01:35 AM PDT by
Allegra
( No tagline to see here...move along...move along...)
To: Xenalyte
Actually, anyone stupid enough to ask this question deserves whatever response she gets! BTW have you ever noticed most of the men who complain about women being fat aren't any great catch themselves?
To: Xenalyte; phasma proeliator
No Dear, it's your fat ass that makes you look fat.
41 posted on
08/05/2003 2:31:08 PM PDT by
da_toolman
(Islam is to peace as a dog is to your leg)
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