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1 posted on 08/05/2003 9:10:21 AM PDT by Xenalyte
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Funny stuff ping!
2 posted on 08/05/2003 9:11:24 AM PDT by Xenalyte (I may not agree with your bumper sticker, but I'll defend to the death your right to stick it)
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Whoops - might you move this to General Interest? My bad. Sorry 'bout that.
3 posted on 08/05/2003 9:11:50 AM PDT by Xenalyte (I may not agree with your bumper sticker, but I'll defend to the death your right to stick it)
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To: Xenalyte
LOL...too funny!
4 posted on 08/05/2003 9:11:59 AM PDT by mrs tiggywinkle (I'm not new...just the screen name is new. :o))
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To: Xenalyte
Thanks for the laugh!
5 posted on 08/05/2003 9:12:16 AM PDT by NEWwoman
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To: Xenalyte
I ansxiously await all the responses of people who cruise the threads so they can be offended by articles like this. Good luck! (I like this thread, some of these are hilarious)
6 posted on 08/05/2003 9:12:57 AM PDT by Enterprise
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To: Xenalyte
"No, your big fat ass makes your butt look big."
8 posted on 08/05/2003 9:13:15 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (© 2003, Ravin' Lunatic since 4/98)
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To: Xenalyte; Eaker
#14 should be #1.

Ping
11 posted on 08/05/2003 9:14:51 AM PDT by thackney
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To: Xenalyte
I think there's probably an even worse one than those:

No, dear. That dress doesn't make you look fat; it's your butt inside it that does that. :=)

15 posted on 08/05/2003 9:16:48 AM PDT by Bob
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To: Xenalyte
Actually, I kinda like #10! :D You know you're from the backwoods (or dating LEOs) when "looking like a pricey hooker" is good...
17 posted on 08/05/2003 9:19:22 AM PDT by dandelion
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To: Xenalyte
Some endearing answers to questions women ask

"Does this make me look fat?"

Only through the body

Other guys like woment with big boobs - what do you like?

Big feet - that's why I like you.

20 posted on 08/05/2003 9:20:11 AM PDT by from occupied ga (Your government is your enemy, and Bush is no conservative)
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To: Xenalyte
no honey, it doesn't make you look fat, just out of shape

That remark used to be safe, because I keep bugging her to work out,
spending $35.00 a month on a health club membership that never gets used.
21 posted on 08/05/2003 9:20:11 AM PDT by vin-one (I wish i had something clever to put in this tag)
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To: Xenalyte
No honey, not near as much as that Hillerysque black pant suit!
24 posted on 08/05/2003 9:24:45 AM PDT by aShepard
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To: Xenalyte
IMHO, this is the funniest answer:

4. "Let me jog around to your front and take a look."

Funny to me because it reminds me of the old C&W song, "A'Hugging and A'Chalking". Probably no one in this crowd has ever heard of it!

25 posted on 08/05/2003 9:25:29 AM PDT by Maria S ("This time I think the Americans are serious. Bush is not like Clinton. I think this is the end" Uda)
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To: Xenalyte
The correct answer to this and many others are listed here:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/924683/posts

The specific answer to this age old question is:

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer.

<|:-)~~
28 posted on 08/05/2003 9:31:04 AM PDT by JoeSixPack1 (POW/MIA - Bring 'em home, or send us back! Semper Fi)
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To: Xenalyte
This is a trick question to which there is no correct answer!
31 posted on 08/05/2003 9:34:29 AM PDT by HoustonCurmudgeon (PEACE - Through Superior Firepower)
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To: Xenalyte
There is no right answer to that question.
33 posted on 08/05/2003 9:36:11 AM PDT by DannyTN (Note left on my door by a pack of neighborhood dogs.)
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To: Xenalyte
Ahhh...the question that strikes terror into the heart of many a strong man...

These are hilarious.

39 posted on 08/05/2003 11:01:35 AM PDT by Allegra ( No tagline to see here...move along...move along...)
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To: Xenalyte
Actually, anyone stupid enough to ask this question deserves whatever response she gets! BTW have you ever noticed most of the men who complain about women being fat aren't any great catch themselves?
40 posted on 08/05/2003 1:14:33 PM PDT by YankeeinOkieville
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To: Xenalyte; phasma proeliator
No Dear, it's your fat ass that makes you look fat.
41 posted on 08/05/2003 2:31:08 PM PDT by da_toolman (Islam is to peace as a dog is to your leg)
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