[Xenalyte]

Funny stuff ping!

[TheBigB]

"Honey, does this dress make me look fat?"

"No sweetie, the dress has nothing to do with it."

[Hegewisch Dupa]

#11 is NOT a wrong answer - I think it's a brilliant response.

[Lazamataz]

Wife: "I think I lost weight."

Husband: "Turn around, you'll find it."

Wife: "Hey! I'm in shape, you know!"

Husband: "Absolutely! Spherical is a shape!"

Wife: "I'll have you know someone told me there's a skinny woman in me screaming to get out!"

Husband: "Yeah I know. You ate her."

Wife: blamblamblamblamblamblam(reload)blamblamblam.

Husband: (gurgle)

[EggsAckley]