Posted on 08/05/2003 9:10:20 AM PDT by Xenalyte
The all-time wrongest answers to the immortal trick question, "Does this make me look fat?"
16. "Not to Stevie Wonder."
15. "Big time! That's why I'm sleeping with your best friend."
14. "Does this tie make me look stupid?"
13. "No way! You look least fat in that."
12. "I guess there's not much point in asking if you mean 'fat' with an F or 'phat' with a PH."
11. "No hablo ingles."
10. "Yes, but it also makes you look like a pricey hooker, so things balance out."
9. "No, but taking it off sure does."
8. "If I answer that question, then the terrorists have won."
7. "Okay, listen: what's important is that you not focus in a negative way on the comparison I'm about to make."
6. "Not if you were traveling at the speed of light."
5. "Yes, but in my country, obesity suggests prosperity."
4. "Let me jog around to your front and take a look."
3. "No, honey. But just to be safe, steer clear of one-legged sea captains."
2. "Whoa! A talking couch!"
1. "May I consult the Iraqi Information Minister before answering that?"
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