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STRAIGHT EYE FOR THE QUEER GUY - A fun fashion forum celebrating mullets, WD-40, etc.
Posted on 08/04/2003 7:29:58 PM PDT by Chancellor Palpatine
In an effort to be inclusive, this thread is for nonmetrosexual males (and likeminded women) to advise queer guys on their outfits, decor, vehicles, hairstyles, homes and hobbies. I've outfitted the thread with keywords toward this end.
Enjoy.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: actionadventure; animalhouse; aquavelva; armpitfarts; baconeggsngrits; barbecue; baseball; basketball; bbq; beef; beer; beergut; belching; bigdogs; blazeorange; bordellostyle; bowling; brats; bratwurst; burgers; buttcrack; carnivores; chainsaws; champagneofbeers; charbroiling; cheapbeer; cheeseburgers; chewingtobacco; chili; chilidogs; chilipeppers; cigars; cinemaxporn; clinteastwood; combovers; commodehuggingdrunk; copenhagen; country; cowboyboots; cragars; cuervo; ducttape; dwarftossing; elvis; farting; fashion; flannelshirts; football; friedfood; frozenpizza; generallee; girlsgonewild; girlsontrampolines; hairybacks; hairychest; hardhats; harleydavidson; hiphop; hockey; holdthesalad; hooters; hotdogs; hotsauce; hummer; hurstshifters; icehockey; icyhot; ironcitybeer; itsmillertime; jockstraps; johnwayne; juggies; keystones; kiss; korn; lasvegas; lawndarts; lightingfartsonfire; lockerrooms; lonestarbeer; luvyourongtimegeeeye; mamadas; manshow; mardigras; meatandpotatoes; mesohawney; millertime; mlb; mondaynitefootball; morebeer; mullets; nachos; nascar; nationallampoon; nba; nfl; nhl; noquiche; noveggies; overalls; oysters; pbr; penthouseforum; pizza; playboy; pneumaticnailers; polonot; polyester; pooltournament; positraction; powertools; putas; quityerbitchin; rap; redmeat; ribs; scratching; screwcapwine; shotguns; skoal; slobs; snuff; softball; spitting; sportsontv; tacos; thrashrock; threestooges; throwlikeaman; toolbelts; tuna; underwear; velveeta; victoriassecretcat; votegop; wd40; wetgundog; whiskey; whitecastles; wrestling; xeroxyerbutt; yazoo; zappa; zikizakizikizaki
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To: Constitution Day; dubyaismypresident; CholeraJoe; dighton; BlueLancer; hobbes1
    ping!
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posted on 
08/04/2003 7:31:40 PM PDT
by 
Chancellor Palpatine
(Killing FR and driving away the base since 2000......)
 
To: Chancellor Palpatine
    What about chewing tobacco?
3
posted on 
08/04/2003 7:34:16 PM PDT
by 
NeoCaveman
(Ohio Chapter. Original White Devil for Sharpton!)
 
To: Chancellor Palpatine
    Gotta love those keywords! 
You just had to post that while I am drinking bourbon, didn't you?
 
4
posted on 
08/04/2003 7:34:18 PM PDT
by 
Constitution Day
(My vacation has started early!)
 
To: Chancellor Palpatine
    And watching sports on tv.
5
posted on 
08/04/2003 7:34:46 PM PDT
by 
NeoCaveman
(Ohio Chapter. Original White Devil for Sharpton!)
 
To: dubyaismypresident; Constitution Day
    Supplemented!
Ziggy zaggy, ziggy zaggy, HOY, HOY, HOY!
 
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posted on 
08/04/2003 7:39:54 PM PDT
by 
Chancellor Palpatine
(Killing FR and driving away the base since 2000......)
 
To: wimpycat; Catspaw; DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
    .
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posted on 
08/04/2003 7:41:20 PM PDT
by 
Chancellor Palpatine
(Killing FR and driving away the base since 2000......)
 
To: Chancellor Palpatine; Phantom Lord
    Ziggy zaggy, ziggy zaggy, HOY, HOY, HOY!Now you've done it.
I've got to ping Phantom Lord, since we just did this toast at his party!
 
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posted on 
08/04/2003 7:44:50 PM PDT
by 
Constitution Day
(My vacation has started early!)
 
To: Constitution Day
    Celebrating the end of the best half hour on the tube [sobbing].....
9
posted on 
08/04/2003 7:46:40 PM PDT
by 
Chancellor Palpatine
(Killing FR and driving away the base since 2000......)
 
To: Chancellor Palpatine
    I'm sobbing with you, bud.
No more Juggies or "Girls Jumping on Trampolines"!
 
10
posted on 
08/04/2003 7:50:29 PM PDT
by 
Constitution Day
(My vacation has started early!)
 
To: Chancellor Palpatine
    I think we need to see the "men" we're advising. Do you have any pictures you can post?
11
posted on 
08/04/2003 7:50:41 PM PDT
by 
DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
(Green Bay Packers: "Millions Of Animals Were Harmed In The Making Of This Team Nickname.")
 
To: Chancellor Palpatine
    I'm sorry, I can't respond here....I am in mourning - I just heard the Jack Daniels warehouse was on fire....... please, sniff, sob, tell me it ain't true........
To: NYC GOP Chick
    *ping
13
posted on 
08/04/2003 7:57:39 PM PDT
by 
CholeraJoe
("Sir, all of our Viking Kitties, living and dead are off the battlefield." Admin Mod: "Well done,")
 
To: Chancellor Palpatine
    Doh! Never mind.......it's Jim Beam.......
To: Flurry
    We need you here, bud.
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posted on 
08/04/2003 8:27:35 PM PDT
by 
CholeraJoe
("Sir, all of our Viking Kitties, living and dead are off the battlefield." Admin Mod: "Well done,")
 
To: Chancellor Palpatine
    add combovers
16
posted on 
08/04/2003 9:49:28 PM PDT
by 
pamibach
 
Comment #17 Removed by Moderator
To: Cyber Liberty; CholeraJoe; dubyaismypresident
    After being awakened by dream in which Florence Henderson was singing "Wessonality" (is that wrong?), I've updated the list......
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posted on 
08/05/2003 3:20:27 AM PDT
by 
Chancellor Palpatine
(Killing FR and driving away the base since 2000......)
 
To: GreenPartyGirl
    Y'gots to do your clothes shopping over the net or by catalog, girl....
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posted on 
08/05/2003 3:21:32 AM PDT
by 
Chancellor Palpatine
(Killing FR and driving away the base since 2000......)
 
Comment #20 Removed by Moderator
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