CHUGGING FROM THE MILK JUG

MOI

[Chancellor Palpatine]

Why dirty a fresh glass? And considering where it came from, whats the big deal about chugging out of the jug anyway?

Discuss among yourselves.....

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Actually a much more sanitary place then the bathroom sink to do it.

But I can not even guess on whether you are going to hell unless I know, “do you butter your bread from your plate or directly from the butter dish?”

[Ronin]

Butter dish?

Oh! You mean the plastic container my margarine is bought in, right?

Well, to tell the truth, I am really one of those effete civilised types. I used a knife, fork, spoon or finger to gouge out the butter before I smear it on the bread.

I tried rubbing the toast directly on the butter inside the tub a few times, but it leaves unsightly brown specks on the butter which tends to upset the single ladies that sometimes come calling.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Well, then I am afraid the answer is yes.

Unless you know what to do when presented with a finger bowl.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Then I will not tell you about what happens to your toothbrush every time you flush the toilet.

Don't flush. Problem solved.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

There still is the... ummm... "Splash Factor"

[Lazamataz]

CHUGGING FROM THE MILK JUG Why dirty a fresh glass? And considering where it came from, whats the big deal about chugging out of the jug anyway?

That's what I tried to tell the produce and dairy manager at the local supermarket.

I chug out of jugs in supermarkets.

[Lazamataz]

I'm a jug chugger.

[MaryFromMichigan]

Lazamataz- That settles it!
Before I stay at your house, I'm taking all the milk to my church so it can be pastorized!

[Lazamataz]

Before I stay at your house, I'm taking all the milk to my church so it can be pastorized!

LOL

"Beware the Demon Milk...."

[xsmommy]

why did it not surprise me that YOU were the one asking this?

[Chancellor Palpatine]

Because I'm the king of uncouth.

[Chancellor Palpatine]

I chug out of jugs in supermarkets.

If you have a lighter, you can even melt the seal back in place afterward....

[xsmommy]

i shudder to contemplate what other unsanitary habits you have ; )

[Lazamataz]

If you have a lighter, you can even melt the seal back in place afterward....

After adding the rat poison, of course.

[Lazamataz]

i shudder to contemplate what other unsanitary habits you have ; )

....he said, picking at his underpants.

[Chancellor Palpatine]

Who needs a fork to remove a pickle or an olive from a jar....

[Lazamataz]

Who needs a fork to remove a pickle or an olive from a jar....

I use my tongue.

That's why the ladies love me.

[xsmommy]

yunz are both gross!

[Chancellor Palpatine]

Why am I picturing the houseman in "Scary Movie II"?

[Chancellor Palpatine]

And when you have to blow your nose in bed, why bother wasting energy and getting up or wasting a perfectly good Kleenex, when you have sheets that eventually have to be washed anyway?