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CHUGGING FROM THE MILK JUG
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Posted on 07/26/2003 7:37:37 AM PDT by Chancellor Palpatine

Why dirty a fresh glass? And considering where it came from, whats the big deal about chugging out of the jug anyway?

Discuss among yourselves.....


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To: Ronin
Actually a much more sanitary place then the bathroom sink to do it.

But I can not even guess on whether you are going to hell unless I know, “do you butter your bread from your plate or directly from the butter dish?”

61 posted on 07/27/2003 5:12:09 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Under advice from my lawyer I will now be known as Mostly Harmless Teddy Bear)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Butter dish?

Oh! You mean the plastic container my margarine is bought in, right?

Well, to tell the truth, I am really one of those effete civilised types. I used a knife, fork, spoon or finger to gouge out the butter before I smear it on the bread.

I tried rubbing the toast directly on the butter inside the tub a few times, but it leaves unsightly brown specks on the butter which tends to upset the single ladies that sometimes come calling.
62 posted on 07/27/2003 5:16:37 AM PDT by Ronin (Qui tacet consentit!)
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To: Ronin
Well, then I am afraid the answer is yes.

Unless you know what to do when presented with a finger bowl.

63 posted on 07/27/2003 5:19:34 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Under advice from my lawyer I will now be known as Mostly Harmless Teddy Bear)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Then I will not tell you about what happens to your toothbrush every time you flush the toilet.

Don't flush. Problem solved.

64 posted on 07/27/2003 5:42:50 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Tijeras_Slim
There still is the... ummm... "Splash Factor"
65 posted on 07/27/2003 9:57:24 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Under advice from my lawyer I will now be known as Mostly Harmless Teddy Bear)
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To: Tooters
CHUGGING FROM THE MILK JUG Why dirty a fresh glass? And considering where it came from, whats the big deal about chugging out of the jug anyway?

That's what I tried to tell the produce and dairy manager at the local supermarket.

I chug out of jugs in supermarkets.

66 posted on 07/28/2003 4:30:41 AM PDT by Lazamataz (PROUDLY POSTING WITHOUT READING THE ARTICLE SINCE 1999!)
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To: Chancellor Palpatine
I'm a jug chugger.
67 posted on 07/28/2003 4:43:19 AM PDT by Lazamataz (PROUDLY POSTING WITHOUT READING THE ARTICLE SINCE 1999!)
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To: Lazamataz
Lazamataz- That settles it!
Before I stay at your house, I'm taking all the milk to my church so it can be pastorized!
68 posted on 07/28/2003 6:27:08 AM PDT by MaryFromMichigan (God made us Freepers, Prozac made us friends.)
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To: Tooters
Before I stay at your house, I'm taking all the milk to my church so it can be pastorized!

LOL

"Beware the Demon Milk...."

69 posted on 07/28/2003 6:43:41 AM PDT by Lazamataz (PROUDLY POSTING WITHOUT READING THE ARTICLE SINCE 1999!)
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To: Chancellor Palpatine
why did it not surprise me that YOU were the one asking this?
70 posted on 07/28/2003 6:45:01 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: xsmommy
Because I'm the king of uncouth.
71 posted on 07/28/2003 6:47:06 AM PDT by Chancellor Palpatine (...ignorance can be fixed, but stupid is forever...)
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To: Lazamataz
I chug out of jugs in supermarkets.

If you have a lighter, you can even melt the seal back in place afterward....

72 posted on 07/28/2003 6:48:38 AM PDT by Chancellor Palpatine (...ignorance can be fixed, but stupid is forever...)
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To: Chancellor Palpatine
i shudder to contemplate what other unsanitary habits you have ; )
73 posted on 07/28/2003 6:49:43 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: Chancellor Palpatine
If you have a lighter, you can even melt the seal back in place afterward....

After adding the rat poison, of course.

74 posted on 07/28/2003 6:54:07 AM PDT by Lazamataz (PROUDLY POSTING WITHOUT READING THE ARTICLE SINCE 1999!)
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To: xsmommy
i shudder to contemplate what other unsanitary habits you have ; )

....he said, picking at his underpants.

75 posted on 07/28/2003 6:55:01 AM PDT by Lazamataz (PROUDLY POSTING WITHOUT READING THE ARTICLE SINCE 1999!)
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To: xsmommy
Who needs a fork to remove a pickle or an olive from a jar....
76 posted on 07/28/2003 6:55:01 AM PDT by Chancellor Palpatine (...ignorance can be fixed, but stupid is forever...)
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To: Chancellor Palpatine
Who needs a fork to remove a pickle or an olive from a jar....

I use my tongue.

That's why the ladies love me.

77 posted on 07/28/2003 7:09:28 AM PDT by Lazamataz (PROUDLY POSTING WITHOUT READING THE ARTICLE SINCE 1999!)
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To: Lazamataz; Chancellor Palpatine
yunz are both gross!
78 posted on 07/28/2003 7:09:38 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: Lazamataz
Why am I picturing the houseman in "Scary Movie II"?
79 posted on 07/28/2003 7:13:11 AM PDT by Chancellor Palpatine (...ignorance can be fixed, but stupid is forever...)
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To: xsmommy
And when you have to blow your nose in bed, why bother wasting energy and getting up or wasting a perfectly good Kleenex, when you have sheets that eventually have to be washed anyway?
80 posted on 07/28/2003 7:14:56 AM PDT by Chancellor Palpatine (...ignorance can be fixed, but stupid is forever...)
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