To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Butter dish?
Oh! You mean the plastic container my margarine is bought in, right?
Well, to tell the truth, I am really one of those effete civilised types. I used a knife, fork, spoon or finger to gouge out the butter before I smear it on the bread.
I tried rubbing the toast directly on the butter inside the tub a few times, but it leaves unsightly brown specks on the butter which tends to upset the single ladies that sometimes come calling.
62 posted on
07/27/2003 5:16:37 AM PDT by
Ronin
(Qui tacet consentit!)
To: Ronin
Well, then I am afraid the answer is yes.
Unless you know what to do when presented with a finger bowl.
63 posted on
07/27/2003 5:19:34 AM PDT by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Under advice from my lawyer I will now be known as Mostly Harmless Teddy Bear)
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