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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Butter dish?

Oh! You mean the plastic container my margarine is bought in, right?

Well, to tell the truth, I am really one of those effete civilised types. I used a knife, fork, spoon or finger to gouge out the butter before I smear it on the bread.

I tried rubbing the toast directly on the butter inside the tub a few times, but it leaves unsightly brown specks on the butter which tends to upset the single ladies that sometimes come calling.
62 posted on 07/27/2003 5:16:37 AM PDT by Ronin (Qui tacet consentit!)
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To: Ronin
Well, then I am afraid the answer is yes.

Unless you know what to do when presented with a finger bowl.

63 posted on 07/27/2003 5:19:34 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Under advice from my lawyer I will now be known as Mostly Harmless Teddy Bear)
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