[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Actually a much more sanitary place then the bathroom sink to do it.

But I can not even guess on whether you are going to hell unless I know, “do you butter your bread from your plate or directly from the butter dish?”

[Ronin]

Butter dish?

Oh! You mean the plastic container my margarine is bought in, right?

Well, to tell the truth, I am really one of those effete civilised types. I used a knife, fork, spoon or finger to gouge out the butter before I smear it on the bread.

I tried rubbing the toast directly on the butter inside the tub a few times, but it leaves unsightly brown specks on the butter which tends to upset the single ladies that sometimes come calling.