<b>I'm deeply saddened! (Vanity)</b>

The voices in my head | 04/14/03 | Me

[NeoCaveman]

I'm Deeply Saddened

Taxes are due tomorrow...I'm deeply saddened.

Daschle is still in the Senate...I'm deeply saddened

A moose once bit my sister, I am deeply saddened

Kerry, Edwards, Lieberman, and Kuchinich (among others) think they can be president....I'm deeply saddened.

[NeoCaveman]

And my severe condolences on yer tax returns, dude... Uncle Sam gave me alotolove this year so I filed back in Febrooary... Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Technically, my taxes weren't bad being broke will do that to you.

[Robert A Cook PE]

I am deeply pinged.

You are deeply saddened.

Bagdad Bob is deeply Saddamned.

[xsmommy]

i am deeply saddened FOR you, cote, that you have such a dip$hit for a PM!

[xsmommy]

i am also deeply saddened to have not seen Baghdad Bob in days, but to cheer up i can just read License2kimJonIll

[maxwell]

being broke will do that to you

I understand.

My way of getting my own money back in the mail every year has to do with GAD that slutty playboy chick just dumped that dude right at the altar... "I'm scared to rush into this! BOOOOHOOOOO! I'm scaaaaaared!" DOH! Dude's Nice Uptight Catholic Family is tickled pink...

Anyway I fergot what I was saying out of sheer embarrassment that I actually watch this dogwaste... That slutty chick's father is a hoot though...

[maxwell]

Jesus this show is lame. "You're my bright light and oh, I'm gonna dump you." Only reason I'm watching it is cause my best bud had a personal traumatic event happen today (one of his main hard disks crashed and now he's semi-futzed) so he's watching this show because it was advertised that somebody got dumped at the altar...

[maxwell]

BWAAAAHAHA! Monica Lewinsky is hosting the new Fox show "Mr. Personality"...

Now THAT deeply saddens me...

Okay, gay boy is fixin' to dump barmaid chick... Yep, thar he goes... Well folks, I guess nobody is gettin' married by America this year...

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

I'm deeply saddened that no one has recognized my potential to be Queen....... I'd make a great Queen...... and it deeply saddens me that people are so freaking stupid.......

[xsmommy]

good to see you, whyisa! we miss you in class, since you are a working woman now. i must away to bed now, because 4:30 comes on winged feet. : )

[maxwell]

Queen! But that's CJ's position! (Sorry dude... Couldn't resist... Nyuk nyuk nyuk)

[NeoCaveman]

I'm deeply saddened that no one has recognized my potential to be Queen....... I'd make a great Queen...... and it deeply saddens me that people are so freaking stupid.......

Channelling Hillary! again?

[maxwell]

Yer a working girl now? Whaddya work at, chickie?

[NeoCaveman]

Yer a working girl now? Whaddya work at, chickie?

The corner of Third and Market (/ducking)

[maxwell]

[snortle]

[MozartLover]

"I am deeply saddened that there isn't a minimum height requirement for membership in our senate. "

ROFL!

I was deeply saddened until I read that:^)

[Slip18]

I'm deeply saddened because I thought it was only me who didn't understand what Maxwell said in BOLD print.

[EODGUY]

I was thinking how easy it would be to install one of those wooden figures at the entrance to the senate chambers, similar to the ones placed at the beginning of the line for amusement park rides, stating, "You must be this tall to enter the room".

Neither could make the cut even if Daschle sat on Robert Reich's shoulders. :)

[CholeraJoe]

I've saved many lives but do they call me CJ the lifesaver? NO.
I've invented several useful medical devices but do they call me CJ the inventor? NO.
But you have one gay affair.....

[syriacus]

Hi. I'm Tom Daschle. I am truly deeply saddened.
You might not think I am sad by looking at this picture. It's the one 4th graders in South Dakota view when they study our great state's government.
But trust me -- I'm saddened that no youngsters know I am really a nasty old embittered grouch.
Sadly yours, Dorian Gray Tom Daschle.

[MozartLover]

Dorian Gray indeed.............