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Posted on 04/07/2003 3:16:57 AM PDT by grannie9
THREAD 033
Dregs and Flakes
Posts since 1/29/02
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Dimensional Doorway; Humor
KEYWORDS: chat; dd; humor
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To: Darksheare; All
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posted on
04/07/2003 10:23:42 AM PDT
by
lodwick
(Pray for America)
To: lodwick
My eyes have been violated.
22
posted on
04/07/2003 10:24:21 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Nox aeternus en pax.)
To: Darksheare
smooooooooooooooch ;)
23
posted on
04/07/2003 10:26:09 AM PDT
by
grannie9
(taglines are for people with a good memory...)
To: lodwick
OMG... I knew she reminded me of someone.. lol
24
posted on
04/07/2003 10:26:44 AM PDT
by
grannie9
(taglines are for people with a good memory...)
To: Darksheare; lodwick
Ok.. I know it's bad, but it's my first shot at it.. lol.
25
posted on
04/07/2003 10:30:38 AM PDT
by
grannie9
(taglines are for people with a good memory...)
To: grannie9
Hey, it works.
That's what counts.
26
posted on
04/07/2003 12:05:15 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Nox aeternus en pax.)
To: grannie9
Very nice!
You're getting to be a real geek with your machine Gran.
Good jub.
27
posted on
04/07/2003 12:41:15 PM PDT
by
lodwick
(Pray for America)
To: grannie9; Darksheare
You're getting drunk.. but no girls..!!!Gran, Darks is looking for a whale to kiss. No more girls..lol..
.......Westy......
28
posted on
04/07/2003 12:41:59 PM PDT
by
westmex
(Oh to he!! with it all !!!!!!!!)
To: westmex
I think I"d rather kiss a Manatee.. They don't like meat..so their breath must smell better.. ;)
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posted on
04/07/2003 12:51:44 PM PDT
by
grannie9
(taglines are for people with a good memory...)
To: grannie9
To each their own.....lol
......Westy....
30
posted on
04/07/2003 12:56:03 PM PDT
by
westmex
(Oh to he!! with it all !!!!!!!!)
To: westmex
Of course when it comes to cuddles.. it would probably be a Dolphin.. lol
31
posted on
04/07/2003 1:05:16 PM PDT
by
grannie9
(taglines are for people with a good memory...)
To: westmex
Ugh! No!
32
posted on
04/07/2003 1:12:51 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Nox aeternus en pax.)
To: Darksheare; grannie9; lodwick; westmex; All
Good afternoon all....
Good job, Gran, getting us a new fresh thread...
Darks...you sure do have low blood pressure and low temp...if you were in one of the nursing homes I worked in, and if I took your vitals for the first time, and got such results, I would have to immediately report to the charge nurse, that you might be on your way out....
Well, BigDom has been gone for a week, and I am assuming that he has changed locale, from his Aunt and Uncles vicinity, to the vicinity of his good friend...now the fun begins...
BigDom must show himself more calm and circumspect while visiting with the elderly aunt and uncle...but with his friend, he can show his true self, and ready, set, drink...
To: andysandmikesmom
Cheers BigFella - have a ball with your buds.
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posted on
04/07/2003 2:22:31 PM PDT
by
lodwick
(Pray for Big Dom...)
To: andysandmikesmom
Well, the standing joke has been that I am undead (hence the character in the story) or a corpse.
Since I've been walking around like this for a few years, I'm probably not on my way out yet.
Unless, of course, something happens.
But that's not likely.
Gotta bust on my sister, she's also low blood pressure, low body temp. Besides, she picked on me for having my blood pressure drop to 60 over 50 heartrate 60.
I can tell you that this incident didn't even shut me up.
But I couldn't do much else.
Sight, nope.
Touch, nope.
Hear, nope.
Taste/smell, nada.
Talk my fool head off, YUP.
I guess it goes to show that even some things can't put me down for long.
35
posted on
04/07/2003 2:26:57 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Nox aeternus en pax.)
To: lodwick
Ah, thats what is needed, some suds....
The last time he stayed with his aunt and uncle, he noticed that his aunt was counting how many empty beer bottles there were...I guess there were 2 or 3, and she thought that was quite enough...she thinks all one needs is 1 a day...now BigDom never drinks during the week, but on vacation or weekends, he likes to enjoy himself...hard to do, when the old lady is counting the empty beer bottles...
Should she venture to my house, and find our glass recycle bin, I suppose she would have a heart attack and go 'tsk tsk' and shake her head....to each their own, so I say..
To: Darksheare
You are really a medical oddity...do you keep some sort of Medical Information paper on yourself, should you be in an accident or become unconscious, and not have anyone around you to inform the medical personnel of your condition?
Because your vitals are so far off normal, that medical personnel really would be concerned, if they did not realize that those vitals were the norm for you...
To: andysandmikesmom
Most of us here are of the live and let live, or judge not, lest ye be not judged mode.
Things just go so much smoother without ragging on someone for behaviour that you're not likely to change whatever you say.
Cheers.
38
posted on
04/07/2003 2:37:48 PM PDT
by
lodwick
(Pray for Big Dom...)
To: andysandmikesmom; Darksheare
I'm surprised that with those vitals, the Army let you serve.
Solid advice about having the records at hand and on board.
39
posted on
04/07/2003 2:40:24 PM PDT
by
lodwick
(Pray for Darksheare...)
To: lodwick
Amen to that....
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