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The Cult of the Viking Kitties
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Posted on 04/02/2003 4:25:46 PM PST by jriemer

We come from the land of the Ice and Snow...

After listening to Led Zeppelin's Immigrant Song one too many times, I have been compelled to start a thread to honor the Viking Kitties that fight along side the AdminModerator against Trollish hordes.

May the power of ZOT! always be upon the Viking Kitties until they reach Valhalla!


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KEYWORDS: adminmoderator; bowbeforethemods; cult; fightthehorde; hammerofthemods; ledzepplin; lutefiskmeowbump; officialvkthread; troll; trollbane; valhallaiamcoming; valhallaproject; vikingkitties; weareyouroverlords; zot
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To: Poohbah
For the North American Vikings could you please translate and explain how to lookup IP address?
81 posted on 04/22/2003 12:59:19 PM PDT by longtermmemmory
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To: longtermmemmory
That is a secret reserved for the High Priests of the Cult of the Viking Kittens. Mere mortals are not allowed to partake.
82 posted on 04/22/2003 1:06:57 PM PDT by Poohbah (Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!)
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To: longtermmemmory; Poohbah
Would it be possible to have a notation for posting average or last recored entry? Somewhat like a persons last 10 public posts. If we see one every week that is just "bump" of "." then we have a suspect. The evil lurkers can't stand the light of exposure.

Some of these tools are already in place and and can be used for finding the secretive "ultra-lurk Troll". If you are in a thread and click on the alledged Troll's screenID. The next page is a member's home page which shows their "Born on Date" in the upper left-hand corner under the screenID. For most Troll cases, the Born on Date is the date of the offensive thread and this indicate a drive-by Trolling. Notify your local AdminModerator and The Cult of the Viking Kitties for the ZOT! party.

Below the Born on Date is a button called In Forum. If you click on that, the next page will list all their recent postings. If there's only one (the suspect thread), there's a chance the screenID member is Trollkind. These decisions maybe left up to the more skilled Troll-detectors...

83 posted on 04/22/2003 1:20:30 PM PDT by jriemer (We are a Republic not a Democracy)
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To: Poohbah; Constitution Day
Current FR World Record Holder for Ultra-Lurk Troll:

Dan Ch. Signup 2000-06-20 Banished 2003-04-24 Elapsed 1038 Days

Source: This Poster Has Been Removed.

Another Trophy Head mounted in the meeting hall of the Cult of the Viking Kitties.

84 posted on 04/25/2003 6:00:17 AM PDT by jriemer (We are a Republic not a Democracy)
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To: jriemer
Another Trophy Head mounted in the meeting hall of the Cult of the Viking Kitties.

I wish I could pose for a picture with it!
That is the fastest I have EVER sniffed out a troll. :)

85 posted on 04/25/2003 6:31:33 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Constitution Day
Another Trophy Head mounted in the meeting hall of the Cult of the Viking Kitties.

I wish I could pose for a picture with it! That is the fastest I have EVER sniffed out a troll. :)

Here the Ultra-Lurker Troll's head before we mounted it.

Next time you're in the meeting hall of the Cult of the Viking Kitties, all you have do is stand next to your prize and I'll take your picture. Your parents would be so proud...

86 posted on 04/25/2003 6:49:16 AM PDT by jriemer (We are a Republic not a Democracy)
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To: jriemer
< Crocodile Hunter>

Crikey! Nasty beast, wasn't he, mate?
I barely escaped with me life!

</ Crocodile Hunter>

87 posted on 04/25/2003 7:17:57 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Constitution Day

Here's where the Viking Kitties cat-nap between ZOT!s

The trophy Ultra-Lurk Troll head is mounted on the wall just out of the picture on the right behind the table...

88 posted on 04/25/2003 8:36:14 AM PDT by jriemer (We are a Republic not a Democracy)
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To: jriemer
War Axe Bump!
89 posted on 04/25/2003 1:08:35 PM PDT by Maigrey (Member of the Dose's Jesus Freaks, Purple Aes Sedai , Jack Straw Fan Club, and Gonzo News Service)
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To: jriemer
I thought I'd bust a gut over that sniper unit!!!!
90 posted on 04/29/2003 8:39:41 AM PDT by ghostcat
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To: Poohbah; dighton; Constitution Day; L,TOWM
President Bush will be flying to the USS Abraham Lincoln via a

S-3B VIKING kittie

91 posted on 05/01/2003 6:07:53 AM PDT by jriemer (We are a Republic not a Democracy)
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To: jriemer

AWESOME!


92 posted on 05/01/2003 6:29:40 AM PDT by CholeraJoe (Standing tough under Stars and Stripes)
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To: jriemer
Click here to see more of the power of ZOT!
93 posted on 05/01/2003 8:44:35 AM PDT by CedarDave (The number of Saddam sightings is rapidly approaching those of Elvis!)
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To: jriemer
All your Viking Kittens are belong to us.
94 posted on 05/06/2003 1:47:40 PM PDT by commandante_zero (ZOT--Not just a word, a way of life!)
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To: commandante_zero
While on the kittens theme try

http://www.netlaughter.com/kittyhiphop/kittyhiphop.cfm
95 posted on 05/07/2003 8:06:44 AM PDT by freedomlover
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To: freedomlover
While on the kittens theme try

Great song! No vikings, though...

96 posted on 05/07/2003 10:15:28 AM PDT by jriemer (We are a Republic not a Democracy)
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To: Zavien Doombringer

Enormous ZOT! witnessed while slaying the Troll "abcess" 5/7/2003.

97 posted on 05/07/2003 10:40:31 AM PDT by jriemer (We are a Republic not a Democracy)
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To: Constitution Day; Grampa Dave; Poohbah
The lair of "abcess"

Demolished by combined Air and Ground Viking Kittie forces 5/7/2003.

98 posted on 05/07/2003 10:43:31 AM PDT by jriemer (We are a Republic not a Democracy)
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To: jriemer
Why, thank you. I had to do it. The thread got pulled and I am missing the fun
99 posted on 05/07/2003 10:43:58 AM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (If I keep my eyes on Jesus, I could walk on water - Audio Adrenaline)
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To: jriemer
By the time I tried to post a reply, the thread had been zapped.
100 posted on 05/07/2003 10:50:35 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (Free Republic, where leftist liars are exposed 24/7!)
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