[sonofatpatcher2]

Here is a sample of Stark Trek for a short break from the war news:

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You know, with these pecs of mine,

you'd think I'd get more action.

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Tonight on Stark Trek Bandstand,
let's rock with old Bones McCoy's singing
The Gerber Brothers' Number One Hit:

"My Baby's Dead."

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Yes, Doctor, it is Tholian porn.

Yet that is better than no porn at all.

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Okay, if this tickles your funny bone, post some Star Trek humor of your own or go to Stark Trek for a laugh or two.

Then come back recharged for more discussin' and cussin' about the war!

What?

Oh, the "Kirk, a Ferengi and three French sailors go into a bar" joke?

Well, you finish it!

[xJones]

"The web site you are trying to access has exceeded its allocated data transfer."

I think the response may have crashed their site. Yahoo sites are delicate.:)

[Caipirabob]

BUMP for later read.

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

"Alright, baby, you're about to find out why they call me Bones."

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

"Damn, lady, I'm just trying to feel your appendix."

"I know what you were trying to feel, ya cracked old man."

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

"You laugh now, but I can pick up any radio station within 50 parsecs."

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

"I love you, whiskey. You're the only one who understands me (burp)."

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

"Captain, having a toga party is illogical."

"Don't talk smack to me, Spock. And who the hell told you that dressing up like your Aunt Jenny was a good idea?"

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

"Hey, baby. Do you wanna come over to my house so I can show you my turbo-thruster?"

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

"Why am I the only crewman whose official uniform is a leotard?"

[Springman]

Thank you I wanted to have a good laugh today. Bookmark bump!!

[craigoethe]

LOL! This is a great thread!

[Ciexyz]

ping

[Clemenza]

"Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a comedian!"

[strela]

Kirk, a Ferengi and three French sailors go into a bar...

The bar closed his mouth, whuffed, scratched his tummy, and waddled off in search of some blackberries for dessert.

[AgThorn]

My favorite ...

[Cloud William]

My favorite:

"All right, I'm only going to ask you men once..."

"Which one of you knocked-up my Yeoman?"

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LOL!

[Billy_bob_bob]

So, would this be the thread to post my "Star Trek" parodies to? I'm working on part 2 of "The Naked Greed", and I was wondering where to post it.