"That's pretty good, strela! Haven't had a good laugh in quite a while." How's this: Kirk, a Ferengi and three French sailors go into a bar. Before the night is over, the Ferengi has taken all the French salior's money in poke and Kirk has screwed all the B-Girls. Kirk suddenly felt a little strange, so he called for Scotty to beam him up. But there was a problem with the tansporter. Finally:
"Captain, I've got good news and bad news."
"The good news is I was able to beam up your penis. The bad news is Dr. McCoy says you have the clap."