Let's Talk Dirty 'Bout The Liberals - Post Your Favorite Lib War-Related Meltdowns Here - 03/25/03

March 25, 2003

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[Note to any trigger-happy Mods: I requested permission for this thread Sunday. It was approved via Freepmail 03/23/2003 1:58 PM EST with the only condition being that it be here in the Chat forum. This includes DU reposts being okay. Check the logs if you don't believe me.]

The purpose of this thread is simple: Sharing and enjoying the various meItdowns the liberals, socialists, Bush-haters, America-haters and all the other various hangers-on of the Loony Left are posting all over the net. As our military success continues unabated, as the Iraqi people rise up to join us and attack their own army, the left is having a collective nervous breakdown of a kind unseen since Election Night 2002.

And as some of you may remember, we had a thread on FR for a while after Election Day, where we gloated over their absolutely psychotic reactions to their little pink-sky world falling apart.

Thus, I thought it would be a good idea to have a similar thread for the war. So please, report the various hilarious rantings of the Loony Left as their dreams of an Iraqi victory fall apart and they start to spam the online world with examples of their personal meltdowns. Then we can read it, laugh at them and generally have a good time, and blow off a little steam as the hardest part of the war is approaching in Iraq.

I know you've all come across various examples of such lefty freakouts, so come on, SHARE!

And yes, DU reposts are acceptable in this thread only. Though I think we can all agree actual links to them should only be made to the most egregious, jaw-dropping threads they manage to come up with. They don't deserve that many hits from us.

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The thread title, of course, is an homage to the infamous song "Let's Talk Dirty To the Animals" sung by Gilda Radner and written by the brilliantly vicious Michael "Mr. Mike" O'Donoghue, in whose memory I dedicate this thread of beautiful Schadenfreude.

"Making people laugh is the lowest form of humor."

Mr. Mike: "Sometimes you have to be cruel."
Laraine Newman: "In order to be kind, Mr. Mike?"
Mr. Mike: "No, in order to be crueler."

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For your ping lists, if you find it worthy. Or just participate yourselves.

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Meltdown #1: Paul Krugman in today's New York Times: If you threw out your Dixie Chicks CD, you're nothing more than an American Kristallnacht participant.

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Hello? does anyone out there give a damn any more?

[Maedhros]

bump for later

[Maedhros]

Re the Krugman Kristallnacht thing: I posted something similar comparing Dixie Chick CD crushing to Nazi book burning and it was immediately nuked by JimRob with extreme prejudice.

[Maedhros]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/duforum/DCForumID12/2682.html

[cgk]

I should post a collection of emails with a "friend" who suddenly became one of these freaks. Out of the blue, I kid you not. This former pro-lifer Christian is suddenly decrying eveything to do with Bush, this War, Bill Simon, etc, and sending these stupid petitions to ME. It's awful to see someone you thought you knew brainwashed, by his new GF I strongly suspect. Oh, and those 5 yrs or so he had to work in the UK.

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I forgot to mention he's also Navy reserve, former Merchant Marine. Truly sad.

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http://www.democraticunderground.com/duforum/DCForumID12/2682.html

DUmpsters have been known to stoop so low as to create FR accounts, post something just barely on the edge of racism (bad enough to be tasteless or questionable, but not so over the top as to get yanked within five seconds), and then run back to DU and start a thread screeching "Go look at how evil the Freepers are!"

That said, given that the DU poster simply linked to a random page halfway through a 575-post FR thread instead of to any actual examples, I'm going to simply presume they're lying. I'm not going to be bothered to play "Spot The Hater" as if it's "Where's Waldo." Especially when to them, a "hatefest" is whenever any thread that contains the word "Muslim" consists of any words other than "Allah Akhbar!"

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bump. PARTICIPATE PEOPLE!

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Bueller? Anyone? Bueller?

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ping

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OK. Let's consider world events.

Yesterday; China states maybe it should prepare for armed conflict in view of the US attacks --ARMED CONFLICT WITH THE U.S.

Yesterday, N. Korea re-iterates its right to develop nuclear weapons, in light of Bush declaration that they are a member of the Axis of Evil, and look what happened to member number one.

Today, Tony Blair states that his conference with W will discuss TAKING THE IRAQ WAR BEYOND IRAQ TO OTHER TROUBLED REGIONS OF THE WORLD

Today, India declares that Pakistan is the "center of worldwide terrorism" and decries US effots TO KEEP THEM FROM USING NUCLEAR WEAPONS IN A FIRST STRIKE.

They cite the preemptive policy of W as rationale for a possible attack on the Paks.

Today, Bush states "the war is FAR FROM OVER"

THE FUTURE: CHINA "PREEMPTIVELY" SIEZES TAIWAN RUSSIA "PREEMPTIVELY' NUKES CHECHNYA ;THE FUTURE:

WORLD WAR THREE.

GET READY TO BE SHOCKED AND AWED, KIDS.

I AM SO GLAD YOU GUYS SUPPORT THIS FRIKKING MADMAN.

ONWARD, CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS!

http://messages.iwon.com/jsp/topicview.jsp?tid=286038&va=1

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Christiana Amonpour, or whatever her frickin name is. Directly after Saddam's second speech, face lit up with excitement and glee "this should put to rest any speculation that Saddam is dead". Me, quickly changing channel to save my TV from VMD, viewer of mass distruction.

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A gorgeous DU feces-flinging thread that started out as one of their ten-times-daily reminders that All Who Utter Differing Opinions Are Freeper Trolls Who Should Be Ignored and Reported, and quickly devolved into pure textual violence once someone with nearly 2000 posts pointed out that all the polls show a majority of RATS are pro-war.