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Ha! Ha!

This was SO funny, I just had to post it 4 U in "Breaking News" because it's so funny!

Things are just getting TOO SERIES around here and I know we could all use a joke posted in "Breaking News"!

Oh, I'm not sure, but I think this joke originally came from George Carlin. Or Ted Nugent. I'm not sure.

Bump this thread to everyone you know!

It's a very funny joke!

1 posted on 12/03/2002 8:54:38 AM PST by Illbay
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I can't believe it - a "Vanity" from Illbay! Who's next....Servo??
2 posted on 12/03/2002 8:55:48 AM PST by ErnBatavia
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To: Illbay; xsmommy; dubyaismypresident; hobbes1; RikaStrom
LOL!
3 posted on 12/03/2002 8:57:24 AM PST by Bella_Bru
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(psssst: I've read it.)
4 posted on 12/03/2002 8:57:25 AM PST by JennysCool
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I must be in your elite group too... I have read this
7 posted on 12/03/2002 8:58:29 AM PST by smith288
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WARNING: THE CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL CAN MAKE YOU REAL SARCASTIC
8 posted on 12/03/2002 8:58:49 AM PST by San Jacinto
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Yet Another Vanity on Vanities - Message from Jim Robinson

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/559881/posts
9 posted on 12/03/2002 8:59:04 AM PST by Quilla
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to post VANITY THREADS.
10 posted on 12/03/2002 9:00:25 AM PST by Constitution Day
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I understand that you're doing this to make a point about the stupid vanities posted in every conceivable category, but I can't help but think that you're drinking Jack Daniels this morning.
11 posted on 12/03/2002 9:01:02 AM PST by Dog Gone
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Already posted
12 posted on 12/03/2002 9:01:13 AM PST by Texaggie79
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WARNING: THE CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL MAY CAUSE YOU TO POST A JOKE IN BREAKING NEWS.
13 posted on 12/03/2002 9:01:14 AM PST by Spunky
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WARNING! The consumption of alcohol may make you post Vanities

</teasing off>

14 posted on 12/03/2002 9:02:18 AM PST by CougarGA7
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To: Illbay
Next time, have at least one person, even yourself, read the joke, before deciding whether it's funny or not! Sheesh!
15 posted on 12/03/2002 9:02:59 AM PST by Revolting cat!
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(pssst....it's neither funny nor clever)
16 posted on 12/03/2002 9:03:09 AM PST by freedomson
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A little bored in Katy Texas are we?
17 posted on 12/03/2002 9:03:23 AM PST by Joe Hadenuf
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BREAKING WIND!!!

18 posted on 12/03/2002 9:03:38 AM PST by KS Flyover
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I hadn't read this. Free Republic: the news breaks here first.
19 posted on 12/03/2002 9:03:39 AM PST by PianoMan
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To: Illbay
Bump
20 posted on 12/03/2002 9:03:59 AM PST by Fiddlstix
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PULL THIS THREAD!
PULL THIS THREAD!
PULL THIS THREAD!
PULL THIS THREAD!
PULL THIS THREAD!
PULL THIS THREAD!
PULL THIS THREAD!
PULL THIS THREAD!
21 posted on 12/03/2002 9:04:58 AM PST by freedomson
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The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

Oh, so true.
22 posted on 12/03/2002 9:05:23 AM PST by July 4th
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This vanity is probably a helluva lot funnier for people who never touch alcohol, even in small, responsible amounts. ....People like you, Illbay.
24 posted on 12/03/2002 9:06:12 AM PST by Mr. Mojo
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