This vanity is probably a helluva lot funnier for people who never touch alcohol, even in small, responsible amounts. ....People like you, Illbay.
I think you miss the point. Illbay doesn't think this is funny or worthwhile, either. If you put on your sarcasm detector, I think you'll see the post is dripping with it.
I hate to be the one explaining his post, when I've been at loggerheads with him in the past on several issues, but someone has to do it.