I think you miss the point. Illbay doesn't think this is funny or worthwhile, either. If you put on your sarcasm detector, I think you'll see the post is dripping with it.
I hate to be the one explaining his post, when I've been at loggerheads with him in the past on several issues, but someone has to do it.
Next thing you know, sarcasm will be woven into the zeitgeist. In a post-modernist sense. I can explain it to you later if you want in (excruciating) detail.
He's really had it with the vanities is all. But, it is still good for laughs.