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Funny, Funny Email Joke That No One Has Ever Read Before!
My Email Account (And Only A Few People Have Received It)
| December 3, 2002
| Self
Posted on 12/03/2002 8:54:38 AM PST by Illbay
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To: Illbay
PULL THIS THREAD!
PULL THIS THREAD!
PULL THIS THREAD!
PULL THIS THREAD!
PULL THIS THREAD!
PULL THIS THREAD!
PULL THIS THREAD!
PULL THIS THREAD!
To: Illbay
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
Oh, so true.
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posted on
12/03/2002 9:05:23 AM PST
by
July 4th
To: PianoMan
Your bases are belong to us.....
To: Illbay
This vanity is probably a helluva lot funnier for people who never touch alcohol, even in small, responsible amounts. ....People like you, Illbay.
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posted on
12/03/2002 9:06:12 AM PST
by
Mr. Mojo
To: Illbay
More proof that Bush isn't protecting the borders.
To: ErnBatavia
"This was SO funny, I just had to post it 4 U in "Breaking News" because it's so funny!"
Funny? A matter of tastes I guess. I didn't laugh at a single one of these, didn't even crack a smile.... total waste of time for me on this one. I guess you have to be a drinker to find the humor in total self humiliation due to being inebriated.
But breaking news? Seriously, you must have something better to do, right? LOL
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posted on
12/03/2002 9:07:23 AM PST
by
tutstar
To: Vermont Lt
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posted on
12/03/2002 9:08:04 AM PST
by
Illbay
To: Illbay
I am shocked and appalled; ease back on the Zoloft for a start.
To: Illbay
"This was SO funny, I just had to post it 4 U in "Breaking News" because it's so funny!"
Funny? A matter of tastes I guess. I didn't laugh at a single one of these, didn't even crack a smile.... total waste of time for me on this one. I guess you have to be a drinker to find the humor in total self humiliation due to being inebriated.
But breaking news? Seriously, you must have something better to do, right? LOL
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posted on
12/03/2002 9:10:43 AM PST
by
tutstar
To: Illbay
Thor would pull this from breaking, but we lost the key to his box.
To: Illbay
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH "you".
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posted on
12/03/2002 9:10:59 AM PST
by
McGruff
To: ErnBatavia
Who's next....Servo??Too busy being a dupe post Nazi....:-)
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posted on
12/03/2002 9:11:00 AM PST
by
TomServo
To: blabs
"Lo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-sers!!!!!!"
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posted on
12/03/2002 9:11:34 AM PST
by
Illbay
To: ErnBatavia
Sorry, Ern
That post was supposed to go to Illbay....
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posted on
12/03/2002 9:11:52 AM PST
by
tutstar
To: Illbay
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to continue with the jokes:Democrat or Republican?
A first grade teacher explained to her class that she was a liberal Democrat. She then asked her students to raise their hands if they were liberal Democrats, too. Not really knowing what a liberal Democrat is, but wanting to please their teacher, hands exploded into the air like flashy fireworks. There was, however, one exception. A girl named Lucy had not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asked Lucy why she decided to be different.
"Because I'm not a liberal Democrat," Lucy said. The teacher asked, "Then what are you?"
"I'm a proud conservative Republican," said the little girl.
The teacher, a little perturbed and red-faced, asked Lucy why she was a conservative Republican. Lucy proclaimed, "Well, I was brought up to trust in myself and freedom, instead of relying on an intrusive government to care for me and do all of my thinking. My Dad and Mom are conservative Republicans, and I am a conservative Republican too."
The teacher calmly pointed out, "That's no reason. What if your Mom and Dad were both morons? What would you be then?"
Lucy answered, "Then, I'd be a liberal Democrat."
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posted on
12/03/2002 9:12:16 AM PST
by
capydick
To: Illbay
The Invasion of the FReeper Snatchers is complete. Illbay put up a good fight but they got him at last.
Illbay is now one of THEM
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posted on
12/03/2002 9:14:06 AM PST
by
Flyer
To: Illbay
You're on a roll! Don't stop now!
Double up!
To: Illbay
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think jokes are funny when they really are not.
To: Illbay
I got this in my e-mail circa 1997.
To: Illbay
THE CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL MAY MAKE YOU THANK THAT
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posted on
12/03/2002 9:15:27 AM PST
by
jdontom
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