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Humor Break: GLOAT HERE! (Vanity for all)
se;f | 11-6-02 | Grumpster-Dumpster

Posted on 11/06/2002 12:56:02 PM PST by grumpster-dumpster

I can’t help it… I want to gloat over last nights victory.

Everyone: Post your gloating here:


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: midtermelection; republican; thedayafter
My entry for the 2003 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction contest.

Political category:

”It might have been a Grey night, but that was all as Tom drove his ramshackle demo-car along Constitution Avenue with the ominous “Right Turn Only” signs taunting him with every passing block and noticing that his gas-gauge was reading empty while knowing the air was leaving his re-tread tires and the 50-50 oil he was counting on was dripping like a sieve out of the corrupted base of this car that he knew would not last another two years, when he remembered his mission was to find some sour-grapes to bring to the funeral he was to attend.”

1 posted on 11/06/2002 12:56:02 PM PST by grumpster-dumpster
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To: grumpster-dumpster

So far one of my favorite pictures since the election!
The Senate Minority Leader is speachless for a change!

2 posted on 11/06/2002 2:52:23 PM PST by Txslady
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To: grumpster-dumpster
ROTFL!
3 posted on 11/06/2002 5:03:52 PM PST by RAT Patrol
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To: phasma proeliator; jdogbearhunter
Li'l Tommy got his due.
4 posted on 11/06/2002 9:37:30 PM PST by da_toolman
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To: Txslady
Oh man, Little Tommy looks so disconsolate! BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

I can't WAIT until that man NO LONGER gums up the workings in the Senate! I know he'll still be there and will still cause trouble, but he won't be IN CHARGE anymore!!!

5 posted on 11/06/2002 10:10:06 PM PST by SuziQ
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To: SuziQ
ROTFL!
One of the very best things about all of this, well, besides the fact that we will be able to move forward finally with the agenda that is important, is seeing Tommy dejected. That smirk is off his teeney little face and that is just tooooo delicious! Someone just needs to tell him now that he was never there by the will of the voters to begin with!

Gloat? Moi? WHOO HOO! WAY TO GO PUBBIES!!!!
6 posted on 11/06/2002 10:36:35 PM PST by ladyinred
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To: grumpster-dumpster
[.......insert Dana Carvey's "Church Lady" voice...........]

"So................(lips pursed)............just who waaaaaaaaaaaas it that caused all of those silly little Democrats to have their naughty little bottoms spanked on Tuesday, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm????"

"Was it...........................Satan???????????????"

"No.........hmm-mmmm.........I don't think so. I think it's time for me to...........strut!!!!!"

[...........insert Church Lady strut here.....................]

7 posted on 11/07/2002 3:53:16 AM PST by RightOnline
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To: grumpster-dumpster
Great entry!

I really don't feel like gloating about the win.....I just have this incredibly warm feeling inside ...like all is now right in the world. I feel better about bringing my children up in it now.

I only wish Ronald Reagan could really enjoy this victory with the rest of us.

8 posted on 11/13/2002 8:04:37 AM PST by thingumbob
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