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It might have been a Grey night, but that was all as Tom drove his ramshackle demo-car along Constitution Avenue with the ominous Right Turn Only signs taunting him with every passing block and noticing that his gas-gauge was reading empty while knowing the air was leaving his re-tread tires and the 50-50 oil he was counting on was dripping like a sieve out of the corrupted base of this car that he knew would not last another two years, when he remembered his mission was to find some sour-grapes to bring to the funeral he was to attend.
"So................(lips pursed)............just who waaaaaaaaaaaas it that caused all of those silly little Democrats to have their naughty little bottoms spanked on Tuesday, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm????"
"Was it...........................Satan???????????????"
"No.........hmm-mmmm.........I don't think so. I think it's time for me to...........strut!!!!!"
[...........insert Church Lady strut here.....................]
I really don't feel like gloating about the win.....I just have this incredibly warm feeling inside ...like all is now right in the world. I feel better about bringing my children up in it now.
I only wish Ronald Reagan could really enjoy this victory with the rest of us.