SPECIAL BULLETIN

[WSGilcrest]

The President of the United States, George W. Bush, has asked that all Americans and Canadians unite together in a common cause to root out terrorists hiding in our community.

Since the Taliban cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not one's wife, on Saturday afternoon at 2:00 p.m. EDT, all North American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to prove that you think it's OK to see other women nude. Since they do not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. Names and addresses of non-participants should be sent to CIA Headquarters, Langley, Virginia.

The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your efforts.

Please, by all means, send this to your fellow Patriots to ensure 100% participation.

[xJones]

I can forgive you for anything else, 'cepting you just trashed my self-search page with those horrible photos of the Hildabeast and Helen Thomas. Do it again and I shall reply!

Yeppers, your self-search page will be littered with photos of Barbra Steisand, Roseanne Barr, and (drumroll...) JANET RENO!

(Still LOL!)

[Saundra Duffy]

Don't forget to carry a piece of bacon or ham in your hand.

[Eaker]

OMYGOD!!!

I have to delete my cached files, change my login name and clean the drink off my desk!!!!

Girl you made more work for me than my kids do!!

;<)

Eaker

Thanks for the book again!!

[Terriergal]

What a nice guy you are.

[Terriergal]

I said "what a nice guy you are..."

However if you are talking about women like Hillary and Barbara Boxer etc. I will pardon you.

[BraveMan]

Saddle up the stove Honey, we're ridin' the range tonight!

[Vets_Husband_and_Wife]

Well, it's a dirty job.. but somebody's gotta do it!! LOL.. this is one of the best posts I've seen in a long time!! ROFL

My husband will do his part too (can he subsitute the 6 pack for something with a little more kick?) ;o)

xJones had a good point though.. "ALL North American women?".. I mean, I don't think I can even handle seeing Hitlery naked, and Helen Thomas?? Oh my!!! We'll need more than a 6 pack per person to get us ALL through that ordeal!! (Not fair to innocent civilians.. I beg you to reconsider the *all* part, there should definetly be exceptions!!)

Thanks for the laugh!

[LostThread]

*LOL*....*blushes*....shhhhhh. ....

[MeekOneGOP]

LOL!