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[WSGilcrest]

The President of the United States, George W. Bush, has asked that all Americans and Canadians unite together in a common cause to root out terrorists hiding in our community.

Since the Taliban cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not one's wife, on Saturday afternoon at 2:00 p.m. EDT, all North American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to prove that you think it's OK to see other women nude. Since they do not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. Names and addresses of non-participants should be sent to CIA Headquarters, Langley, Virginia.

The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your efforts.

Please, by all means, send this to your fellow Patriots to ensure 100% participation.

[WSGilcrest]

I'm there.

[farmfriend]

This one is really great.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Well, if it's for the war effort..............

[Terriergal]

ROFL!!!

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Cobby, get your lawn chair, some iced tea, and some sun screen - it gets hot down in your neck of the woods......some lady might need your assistance with her sunburn............. ;^)

[DemoSmear]

This is bound to re-ignite Colorado fires. Damn the torpedos, lawn chair ahead!

[Tennessee_Bob]

We'll need proof that you participated...

[NeoCaveman]

*Ping*

[Xenalyte]

What form of proof is acceptable? Are we talking notarized affidavit, or pictures, or local media footage?

[Xenalyte]

Do-your-part ping!

[Tennessee_Bob]

Well, hmmm - pictures and footage, I think....

Yeah, I know, I'm going to get killed for this, but hey, I got laid off yesterday - what do I have to lose??

[Constitution Day]

"I regret that I have but one afternoon to give for my country."

-CD

[MeekOneGOP]

Since they do not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.

Huh? Hey, if I can't DRINK that 6-pack, I ain't doin' this! (LOL!)

[MeekOneGOP]

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[humblegunner]

You can be assured of my 100% enthusiasm..!!

[Howlin]

HAHAHA

[TxBec]

Doing my part for the war effort may not only frighten them away for "religious" reasons. Muslim men screaming in terror and fleeing. Film at 11.

[maximus@Nashville]

With some of the women in my neighborhood, this could be considered above and beyond the call of duty.

[MeekOneGOP]

Doing my part for the war effort may not only frighten them away for "religious" reasons. Muslim men screaming in terror and fleeing. Film at 11.

LOL! Make sure to ping me for THAT video! Nuttin' like seein' Terrorized Terrorists!

[WSGilcrest]

Uh, that's what the beer's for?