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Indian police release pictures of Monkey man killer
Ananova ^ | 16th May 2001 | Ananova

Posted on 05/30/2002 8:55:24 AM PDT by Teacup

Indian police have issued pictures of the Monkey Man killer, amid reports he has claimed his second victim.

A pregnant woman died after falling down stairs at her East Delhi home as her family fled from the creature.

Officers in Ghaziabad are offering to pay £75 to anyone who can capture Monkey Man on film. Around 1,000 officers are involved in the search.

Vigilantes are taking to the streets frustrated at the police's failure to catch him.

In Noida, a mechanic wearing a black outfit and fitting a description of the Monkey Man was beaten up. A second man was attacked for apparently performing "mystical formulations".

Some witnesses say the failure to capture the Monkey Man is explained by his ability to make himself invisible.

Deepali Kumari, from Noida, said: "It has three buttons on its chest. One makes it turn into a monkey, the second gives it extra strength, the third makes it invisible.

"He touches a lock and it breaks. But he is afraid of the light."


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals; Science; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: indian; killsagain; monkeyman; photosincluded; strange
Oh my!!!!!!!!!! Has anyone seen Clinton lately?
1 posted on 05/30/2002 8:55:24 AM PDT by Teacup
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To: daisyscarlett; Angelique; CheneyChick; Howlin; Hillary's Lovely Legs; mountaineer; MudPuppy;Liz...
Humor break, Ping!
2 posted on 05/30/2002 8:56:32 AM PDT by Teacup
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To: Teacup

3 posted on 05/30/2002 9:26:38 AM PDT by Cagey
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To: Cagey;teacup
Now that's funny. May I suggest adding one more monkey sketch to make the montage complete.

.......Moanica with her hand strategically placed......

4 posted on 05/30/2002 10:23:13 AM PDT by Liz
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To: Teacup; daisyscarlett;cheney chick; mudpuppy
BREAK in the case! The police are following the banana peel trail!
5 posted on 05/30/2002 10:25:55 AM PDT by Angelique
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To: Teacup
Latest police bulletin just in.....Monkey Man Killer's wife is an accomplice. She can be detected as the one picking MMK's chest.
6 posted on 05/30/2002 10:32:11 AM PDT by Angelique
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To: Liz; teacup
Now, Liz, we are going to have to go CONFESSION! Oooops, guess not, after all, MM was the POTUS er POTBR President of the Banana Republic!
7 posted on 05/30/2002 10:39:05 AM PDT by Angelique
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To: Teacup
Oh my!!!!!!!!!! Has anyone seen Clinton lately?

Yep! Here he is.......



8 posted on 05/30/2002 11:26:52 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP
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Monkey Man Killer's wife is an accomplice. She can be detected as the one picking MMK's chest.

The lucky guy...


9 posted on 05/30/2002 1:08:37 PM PDT by lowbridge
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To: Teacup
16th May 2001 |
10 posted on 05/30/2002 1:30:58 PM PDT by Texaggie79
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To: Teacup
Actually, there is a Hindu god with the face of a monkey. His name is Hannuman. The militant Hindus who burned missionary Graham Staines and his two young sons (8 and 10) to death while they slept in their jeep surrounded the jeep and changted "Victory to Hannuman."

I wonder if Hannuman could be the guy they're looking for.

Then again, it could well be Clinton. Has anyone seen him in Chappaqua lately?

11 posted on 05/30/2002 2:03:25 PM PDT by TBP
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To: Teacup
ET phone home.
12 posted on 05/30/2002 6:45:58 PM PDT by Brett66
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