It's a long road from gawky adolescent -- Chelsea Clinton (CAPTION THIS)

AP Photo via Yahoo! ^ | 5/8/2002 | Luca Bruno

[the]

Chelsea Clinton, daughter of former President Clinton, arrives at the Donatella Versace Fall-Winter 2002/2003 show in this March 5, 2002 file photo in Milan. Man in the background is not identified. It's a long road from gawky adolescent to twenty-something sex symbol, but Vanity Fair magazine says Chelsea Clinton has made the transition. (AP Photo/Luca Bruno, File)

[taildragger]

As an A & P Mechanic friend of my is fond of saying about low performing airplanes that people lovingly restore (or build) and put more money into them than they are worth:

"******* (my name) you can only put so much lipstick on a pig"......

[governsleastgovernsbest]

OK, I'll admit it - I'm dense - can't figure it out. Fence corn? I'm used to the "D-Fence" signs at football games, but this one escapes me.

Translation please?

[lowbridge]

A horse is a horse, of course, of course.

[Destructor]

"Matching sack worn over head not pictured."

[Lee'sGhost]

Aw come on, it's easy. It's "fence cob", uh
Slat bowl, no.
Picket kernal -- dang
barrier maze.

OK, I give up too.

[bray]

You never heard the ol saying, She is so bucktoothed she could eat corn through a picket fence?

Or as we said in college, making out with her could accidentally give you a tonsilectomy.

[ZOOKER]

It's an old saying, attributed to persons with prominent teeth:

"He/She can eat an ear of corn through a picket fence"

[NerdDad]

You're jokin, right? Look at those teeth. The girl can eat corn through a picket fence. I always heard it was an apple pie but the corn works too.

[Clemenza]

She looks like Julia Sweeney, who ironically played Chelsea on SNL.

[Clemenza]

(you're wrong -- she has a certain sensuality)

In her youth, Mick's ex-wife and Bob Torricelli's ex-girlfriend was a moderately sexy Nica. Today, however, she is a washed up limousine liberal.

[geege]

Oh and now she's a sex symbol......oh brother......someone give her a bone.....

[Revolting cat!]

In the end, before someone accuses us of, I dunno, lower instincts, I think it would be a good idea to look into the mirror and ask ourselves: are we being too mean to the poor innocent young lady? Answer: NO!

[KarlInOhio]

Sheesh.. I usually don't bash former Presidents kids.. but this just goes to prove that some guys will have sex with ANYTHING!!! Chelsea is a SEX SYMBOL??? Come on!!!

I thought here daddy had already proven that.

[smithson]

You guys stop. I think she's almost as pretty as her mother.

[Vets_Husband_and_Wife]

"I thought here daddy had already proven that"

He has.. but I don't think it is fair to the sheep involved!!! He is just using them too!!

[oyez]

Ode to Chel

I told you my darlin' you looked like a gopher
made you so mad, you haven't spoke since
but tell me my darling if you ain't got buck teeth
how do you eat apples through a picket fence

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Where oh where are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone
I searched the world over and
I thought I'd found true love
But you met another and PTHHP! you was gone

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When I picked you up for our date last weekend
you looked so pretty in your satin and lace
but when I bent over and started to kiss you
you popped a pimple all over my face

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Where oh where are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone
I searched the world over and
I thought I'd found true love
But you met another and PTHHP! you was gone

[flushed with pride]

My God, her mouth looks like a babboon's a$$. Chels, for goodness sake, put some PREPARATION H on those lips!

[trisham]

Geez. She's so ugly the picture captions itself.

LOL!!!!! Poor Chelsea. She inherited the worst of both parents.

[Marysecretary]

Ugly is ugly, no matter what label is put on it. Like they say, "beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear through to the bone." It's not what's on your face that determines beauty, however, it's what's in your heart. Clintons have no heart...

[Lady Jag]

She is so ugly that when you look up ugly in the dictionary her picture is there. That thing is about as sexy as a buck-toothed slug.